Nic Buxom

Lately

2012-01-11T20:35:00.000-08:00

I dunno. Maybe the end there got a little abstract.
Hopefully you guys get that's it's essentially me being driven slowly mad by their constant chatter and disrespect. (And me wielding a cattleprod threateningly.)

They keep us up at night by yelling everything they say and blatantly ignoring our requests for them to quiet down. They use our dishes and never clean them. Never take out the trash. Have 9 extra people living in a two bedroom we expected to share with just TWO other people. Nobody pays the rent to the management, despite us paying them 2/3rds of the rent here. They've given out keys to multiple friends of theirs so that there are constantly strangers coming and going from our home. Constantly people sleeping in the living room. They smoke everything they can get their hands on inside with all of the windows and doors closed...
The list goes on and on. PrettyBoy even got in a short screaming fight with one of them tonight.

The good news, though?
Tonight is my last night. Tomorrow morning I drive out to Vegas to work AdultCon and I'm free of this horrid place forever. I've been trying not to bitch here too much about the living situation but it's gotten so absurd and I'm just so grateful to be leaving.

I've been trying to draw a comic for days but I've been so goddamned uncomfortable with our living situation that I just couldn't get anything done. That's partially why this is so sketchy. It's also partially because all of our belongings are packed up for the move and I couldn't find alot of my art supplies readily. -_-

Anyway, yes, PrettyBoy and I have been freakishly busy. I haven't much more to say on the matter, gotta do some last minute moving.

Happy Holidays!

2011-12-24T12:02:00.000-08:00

Happy Holidays!

Okay, what he really said was "No, it's not!"

Well, yes, our Christmas's out here in Southern California are warm and bright but I can still smell the cold in the air.
PrettyBoy thinks I'm crazy. I guess from growing up out here I can pick up on the very subtle differences of our seasons. He says it doesn't feel like Christmas because there's no snow. :/ Poor little East Coaster, far from home.

Another thing about California Christmas's that amuses me is that, while the sun is out and shinning and it probably is no colder than 60 degrees, people are wearing their "winter" clothes. All of the Cali-kids have on their leggings and scarves and fuzzy hats, excitedly sporting this falls latest neutral colors. ;P It's fun.

Very quickly now I'd like to remind you all that you've just a week left to get the holiday sale prices on my merch. The prices bounce back up as of the 1st. Also, I'm getting limited on some t-shirt sizes.

So, my life has been out of control, as usual. Christmas is one thing but atop that PrettyBoy and I are moving again in just a few weeks so preparing for that has been taking up time. Add into the mix some very shitty roomies and their hordes of shitty friends making the living situation miserable and you have a sour, busy Nic. I don't feel like ranting the whole story at you all but there have been locks added to our bedroom door and front door locks changed and things added to our mini arsenal. We may leave early if it gets horrid enough.

For now we're trying to enjoy our first Christmas together. :)
You may remember last year I had just flown back to California from Massachusetts, expecting to never see PrettyBoy again.
You see how well that went! Clearly I can't be rid of the boy. ;)

Some family issues have changed our usual Christmas routines but I'm still just as excited to see what family I can and to bring PrettyBoy along for the ride. I expect lots of drinking, eating and merriment. :)

Also, you may have noticed I've been rather excited about Christmas. I am. I love Christmas! I love singing the songs and seeing the decorations, I love the holiday drinks and treats and food, I love seeing family and friends and having an excuse to give gifts.
But, yes, I am an atheist.
I don't need to believe in God or Santa or call up my Pagan roots to enjoy the holiday. I look at it more as a family tradition. I wasn't raised religiously and my house never spoke of God or things like that. We don't pray, we don't attend church. And so the holiday has always been for me a time for family and excitement. It still is that way. I still enjoy decorating a tree and wrapping up gifts. I don't need there to be a religious meaning to give me an excuse to enjoy music, pretty lights, good food and drink and good company.

So, on that note, I'll leave you with the sentiments (which I share) of another popular atheist on this holiday. Tim Minchin. :)

Oh, also, PS, I did a good portion of this page while drunk (oh god I'm so sorry) and when I first drew it I realized it looked like Nic was giving PB a swift kick to the nuts.
Since that is not a personal past-time, merely a professional one, I moved PB up abit. Now it looks like their knocking boots, and not in the naughty fun way. :/ Sorry. I suck! Gah!

PPS PrettyBoy cut his hair and beard yet again, just wanted to note why he looks different in many of my drawings. And... fuck I had something else to say and I forget. Meh, not important.

PPPS (god sorry xmas is making me manic) I remembered what I was to say! Yes, people DO really decorate palm trees with lights and ornaments out here. I think it's cute. :)

Featured Fetish: Doctor

2011-12-10T10:59:00.001-08:00

EDIT: Crap, sooo my whole website has gone blurry now and I don't have time to fix it. >_< I'm sorry you guys, I'll work on it tonight.

Doctor roleplays are a pretty big and common fetish but the activities beyond that vary widely.

Most commonly asked for in the world of Pro are prostate exams and enemas, which is why I chose to throw that into the speech here. Our dungeon doesn't do those because they're considered illegal but lots of independent Dommes will cater to this.

Other common doctor play is needles, gynecological exams, dental bits and sounds. (We don't do most of these, either.)
There are lots of less invasive play that's more like roleplay such as just an "exam" where someone peeks around at you, exciting because of the feeling of exposure in front of an authority figure.

Taking the doctor thing a step further and inching into other fetish realms are the rubber and latex doctor outfits. A large part of the fetish is the costuming and there are worlds of colors and textures that go into the outfitting.

Hope that was enlightening! Sorry to be late and brief. I got swamped by commissions (which I'm still chugging away on) and now I've been taken over by AdultCon. In fact, I have to leave in an hour so... see ya!

MASSIVE T-SHIRT SALE!!!

2011-11-30T21:43:00.001-08:00

CLICKIT!!!! ^^^^^

Okay, times are hard, we're all on board with that. See?

So, at the sage-like advice of PrettyBoy I am having a massive firesale on all t-shirts!
Yes, you read that right.
All t-shirts are just $7. That's as cheap as I can go and have them still pay for themselves so, yeah. Fucking buy them! This offer is ONLY for the month of December. As soon as that new year hits the price is going back up. Clean me out, please.

And you're welcome. :)

This comic memory is a kick-back to the very second comic.
Also, I'm still sick. >_<
Leaving for Vegas tomorrow (assuming the plague doesn't keep me on my back) but I'll do my best to keep the updates regular...

Mild Mannered Artist By Day...

2011-11-28T22:45:00.001-08:00

Yargh, I'm siiiiiiick!
Hate. >:I

So, yes, I hope this one is funny. I used to be somewhat notorious for showing up pre-dressed with just a hoodie and skirt hiding my Dominatrix gear. I still joke about my "Clark Kent" disguise. Especially since I wear big geeky glasses normally and not while at work. :)

Anyway. I'm too snively and annoyed to want to write too much more. Sorry to be curt with you all. I'm hoping to be well by the weekend cuz I'm going to Vegas to work (selling the tens units.) And the weekend after that I'll be at AdultCon so maybe I'll see some of you guys there. :)

For now I'm going to rest while I can. See you guys in a day or two. :)

Featured Fetish: Shibari

2011-11-25T14:16:00.001-08:00

Shibari has way too many beautiful extensions for me to depict, really. It's broadly classified as Japanese rope bondage. After that there are endless styles and techniques that can be used.

I didn't go with a full suspension pic here because I thought that could be used as a whole other fetish but I liked the idea of adding a little hair bondage in.
I admit I didn't show the beautiful and complicated rope and knot-work that shibari experts master but it's not my specialty. I went with a very basic expression of the art.

Rope bondage is a great tool with so much variety. Because it can be time consuming it's usually utilized for art more than utility, though it's fantastic for both. :)

Bet you guys have missed the Featured Fetishes! I'm back on board with them and looking forward to getting back in the swing.

Apartment Life

2011-11-22T19:19:00.001-08:00

Yes, the horrid truth is that this happened. >_<

I'd intended to update you all with this and whatnot when we'd first found a place but my life didn't slow down so this is a touch belated. Mid-January we're actually moving OUT of the place we've just moved into.
Still excited to be moving about. PrettyBoy has turned me onto nomadic living!

After the holidays we house-sit for 3months (not the ducks this time!!!) and then we look for a new place! So, I'm sure I'll have other hilarious move-in/move-out stories for you all.

We, uh, replaced this showerhead, btw. Not before it gave me a good knock in the forehead, though. >_<

Anyway, Happy early Thanksgiving, as I don't expect to do a themed comic. Who knows, maybe I will... but just in case, have good holidays!
Not much news otherwise so... see you guys in a day or two. :)

EDIT:
btw, guys, we have more Lunatic Odyssey videos for you all but, in order to protect his copyright on some of his work PrettyBoy is going to be moving his account off of YouTube. So, if the videos go down in the meantime and whatnot don't worry, we're aware, and we'll get them all up and posted again asap. :)

Tips For Sex-Industry Workers To Keep Warm

2011-11-18T00:30:00.000-08:00

Or is that last one just me... ? ;P

Yes, well, all legitimate suggestions!

EDIT: This was scheduled to go up on Friday night while I was out of town but, as I feared, something went wrong and it didn't post. I asked PrettyBoy to post in manually for me in this instance and he did not. You may all blame him for the delayed update. -_- New one tomorrow!
EndEdit.

Feels good to be comicing again! I know I already said that but I'm still reveling in being back at it. :) Hey, whatever keeps me motivated!

By the time this goes up I should already be up north visiting my bestie on the farm he now lives on. Hopefully all went smoothly and you're reading this as a timely update. :) And hopefully I'm drunk on good wine and food!

I know I don't draw Nic with body hair very frequently. I've kinda had a crisis of character for a long time where I'm not sure if it's her or just me that has the body hair. I never really made it a plot-point that she's since grown it out after her fateful test with Eve so long ago...
I dunno, what do you guys think?

Most of my latest clients have been seeing me BECAUSE of my body hair. It's a nice niche for me, since it's a personal preference and a rare choice in my business. And I like getting positive attention for it. :) Heck, even the negative attention at least amuses me. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself (though I'm usually laughing at others.)

Uhmmm I feel like I'm mostly rambling now. I also feel like I had something to address to you all that now evades me... Ah, well, couldn't have been terribly important then, I guess? There's always next update.

Oh! Here's a topic.
Clearly I'm very far behind on Featured Fetishes. Would you guys prefer I just pick up at my usual pace and do them twice a month between regular serial updates or would you like me to do a boatload of the pin-up-esque FFs in a row in lieu of regular updates? Or something different? Do them every Friday for awhile instead of every other?

Sound off. Tell me what you want. Art Slave is here to please you, Master. (Or Mistress. Whatever. I top from the bottom like crazy, don't I?)

See you Monday!

Winter

2011-11-15T22:33:00.001-08:00

Okay, so I'm definitely a little rusty... but it's a comic! That's something. I'm getting back in the swing. :)

Feels good to be working again! By the way, I've dropped my commission prices for the holidays as well. :) Just like the merch sales, it's all gonna go back up in the new year so get ahold of me now while prices are low!

Going to visit my best friend for the weekend. :) Very excited. I should have some comics scheduled to go up in that time so hopefully that will all go smoothly while I'm away.

Another big thank you to those of you gifting me this holiday season! I can't wait to do up some snazzy photoshoots and I've sent out a few prints and whatnot as well. :D

Uhm. Guess that's all for now.
And yes. Dungeons get very cold in the wintertime. D:

Back in Buxom!

2011-11-09T18:41:00.000-08:00

I always forget my layout doesn't like long comics. >_<
Oh well, clickit!!!

No idea why I've been so gay and excited about rainbows lately...

So, comic is starting back up again I SWEARS.
Just in time for the busy holiday season! D:

Credit PrettyBoy for his cruel and unusual motivations...

Have some videos!!!

Also, there wasn't a big response for my gift exchange idea but... fuckit! Even if just one of you guys wants to do it that's fine by me.

So here's the wishlist.
Here's the store.
My email is Nic@Nicbuxom.com
All of this info can also be found in the sidebar, of course. If you don't get a response within a few days (I'm very punctual) please mail me again, you may have gotten caught in spam. D:
Go.
(You'll note the dropped prices on the shirts and prints, yay!)

Also, I have learned that not many people read this commenty section, since I keep getting asked how the road-trip is going, where my ex went and what happened to my business... I know my witty and sophisticated banter isn't as compelling as the pretty moving pictures but if you want to know the details of my personal life this is where it's at, folks!!! ;P
I'm confident no one will be offended by this. Since they won't be reading it anyway. Ha!

It's good to be back!

Gift Exchange Idea?

2011-11-03T16:23:00.000-07:00

Hi guys!
Sorry this isn't an arty update again. :(
I fail at cartoonist.

Some bad news happened but I'm working my way through accepting and forgetting it and focusing on all the awesome stuff in my life right now. That should help me get back to updating, truly.

I thought you guys might enjoy this recent photoshoot I did. I own waaay too many corsets. D:
But....uh..... feel free to send me more. ;)

And, speaking of which, I wanna break an idea to you all.
What do you think of this...
I want gifts for the holidays. I don't have the space and I totally don't NEED anything I want but I WANT. I want. I want...
(Hey, at least I'm honest.)

So, I was kicking around the idea of a sort of holiday trade or gift exchange? PLEASE sound off in the comments and tell me if you like this idea. So that we can all get what we want I'm thinking that for every gift you send me off of my wishlist I'll send you a t-shirt of your choice.
You like?

I'm thinking if you get me an item of anything under $10 and I'll shoot ya a sticker. $10 or more I'll send you a print of your choice and a sticker. And if you send a gift of $20 or more I'll send you a t-shirt. And if you send $25 or more I'll send shirt, print and sticker. And if you do $50 or more I'll send you a shirt, all 4 prints and 2 stickers.

Does that sound fun? Fair? I don't know. Give me your feedback!

I want to reiterate I'm also totally fine with my previous and long-standing trade offer that every item you send me I'll send you a photoshoot of me wearing/with. However, I won't have the time to do shoots AND send merch so if you gift me something please choose and specify if you want merch or if you want photos. I'm only gonna do either/or for this, sorry. It's a busy enough time as is. O_O

I still wanna hear from you guys first but if you LIKE the idea you'll have to email me with the details of what you want (as far as shirts and prints etc) Sorry, it's not a polished system. :/
Also, I won't send out the merch until I receive the gift, seeing as lots of people "reserve" items on my wishlist that I never receive so I figure better safe than sorry.

However, if you're on PrettyBoy's side and feel that I have ENOUGH junk as it is then I've got something for you, too. Holidays fast approaching, I'm going to drop the price on my shirts and prints. :) I know it's hard times, I'm feeling it too, so if you've been saving up for a NicBuxom shirt or think it'd make a great gift for that special kinky someone then from Nov. 5th (I need a second to change the buttons and whatnot) to the end of the year I'll have those two items on abit of sale. :)
You're welcome!
(And for the sake of clarity I'm not dropping the stickers cuz they're already so cheap and I'm not dropping the art-book cuz it's a collaborative thing and we split it.)

Happy early holidays! Feed my greed!
Please sound off!

I live!!!

2011-10-18T11:44:00.000-07:00

Hi guys!
So, I'm alive. Mostly.

I apologize that this isn't an arty update. I'd give you my life in a nutshell but that nutshell would explode violently...
...what does that even mean?

Anyway, Grandpa is still in the hospital. It got worse before it got better but he seems lucid now and we're... cautiously optimistic. Regardless of his improvements, though, it's going to be a LONG, long road to recovery...
So the holidays are going to be a bit different for us all this year. :/

Add into that a sprinkle of hard drugs and prison into the family mix and you may have a pretty good idea of why I've been absent. (PS it's not me doing the drugs or the prison. O_o I should hope that part would be obvious.)

If it were all my own personal issues I'd be alot more candid with you all but I feel, in the interest of the privacy of my family and friends, that I should censor myself somewhat. I know, I know, this is a weird and foreign concept for us all.

But, onto the good news!PrettyBoy and I found a place to room for now and we really, really love it! Our little space is pretty awesome. It's full of books, color, robots and free street furniture! It's almost a shame that we have to move out at the end of the year for our 3month house-sitting gig but that's just another adventure! Then you all get to listen to me agonize over finding a permanent home (but that's 6 months down the line.)

Anyway. Tonight I make my first visit ever to a prison facility. I'm not thrilled, to say the least, but add it to the list of weirdo things in my life.
Since I've got some time to kill today I'm going to work on some comics. (I AM, I AM!!!!)

And I have some fun ideas in store for you all, too, to reward you for your patience and to spice up the holidays. Let's just say they may include the words "sale" and "gift exchange."
You like?

Okay, I promise I'll be back on the radar soon.
In the meantime, stare at my swollen, horrible, sickly face in the Lunatic Odyssey videos. :p

Oh, PSS, my hair is copper now. :)

AND SO LONG AUUUGH *eyes shaver...*

EDIT: OH OH OH!!! One more PSSSSS thing! PrettyBoy and I just celebrated our 1yr anniversary a week or two ago. :) Joy!

Been Tied Up

2011-09-02T15:05:00.000-07:00

I've been a bit tied up lately and NOT in the fun ways!

I just feel bad leaving you guys hanging so I doodled up a silly little something to show what's going on in my life right now. :/
In better news my grandpa is doing a little bit better. He's still in ICU but he's conscious. I don't feel like discussing specifics but it's a pretty bad situation so we're just taking it day by day.

We're STILL househunting. It's fucking killing me. This is sincerely where ALL of my free time goes to, now. There's a place that's got us on the line but at this point I try not to get my hopes up anymore. Still.... fingers crossed.

And I've been working ALOT. I work 5-6 days a week in the dungeon, usually 10hr days and then a few weekends a month I work the conventions selling the tens units. Later this month I'll be in Vegas again.

So... once I have a place to rest my head (hopefully next to PrettyBoy's) then I'll get this thing back on track. Until then I make no promises about keeping a schedule but I'll try to get you a comic once in awhile.

Live Action Nic

2011-08-08T18:07:00.001-07:00

Not a ton has changed. Finished the con, have two others this month (HempCon and Exxxotica) as well as some clients and specials in the dungeon etc. Grandpa's still doing very poorly, I just got over being sick and PrettyBoy and I just finished the latest house/pet sitting. I'm working a 6 day work week probably so I'll try to getcha some comics while I'm at work this week.

Trying to perk up, I swear!

Also, I always feel like I look weird in these videos...

What's Up With Nic

2011-07-31T11:37:00.000-07:00

Hi guys.
Sorry for the delay in posting. Here's what's been going on with me:

Working in the new dungeon and often 5 days a week, 11hr days most days.
Housesitting for a place with 2 fish, 2 cats (one elderly), a dog and three huge hellion ducks.
Working AdultCon.
Sick with some terrible cough/cold/flu thing.
Grandpa in the hospital doing very, very poorly, possibly dying.

And, really, those are just the big things.
So, woof, it's been crazy. I've been wanting to update you on it all but I haven't had any visual stimulus to accompany my life's news so I've been holding off. Now I kinda don't care, I feel obligated to let you know I'm alive (if not well) and thinking about you all.

Anyway... I hate to be a complainer and bring you guys down but real life happens that way sometimes. Too bad it can't all be cartoons.

When I have a chance to rest (today is the last day of the con at least) and buck up a little I'll fill you all in on the humor that inevitably flows through my life, good or bad times.

Naughty Artbook

2011-07-21T11:32:00.000-07:00

We've dropped the price on our collaborative art-book! Now it's just $10 (And if you live close enough for us to deliver it to you in person then don't bother paying for the shipping, send me an email and meet us instead for a hand-delivery!)
MC is a really close friend of mine and he and his lovely lady Mary produce lots of amazing stuff. It's a pretty regular event for he and I to draw naked ladies together so this is for mature (and preferably dirty minded) adults only!
You can get it from me here or on their etsy.

The Things You Love Are Monstrous

Get your copy of this cute little paperback book of gals and monsters by NicBuxom and MCGriffin. And by cute, we mean sexy, saucy and above all nude! 15 images of the fairer sex communing with the beast are hidden within the pages of this little artbook. Sure there's an innocent or two enclosed but you know me and the things I produce so be warned this one is certainly not for the prudish!!!

Check out other work by MC at his etsy account!

My Sweet SweetToothed Boy

2011-07-20T12:10:00.001-07:00

This seriously happened.
PrettyBoy has a habit of starting off on long soliloquies and he gave me an epic one about saving the last two candies to share with me because of his devotion. He even became almost accusatory because of my sometimes concerns and jokes about his playboy ways (from when we first met.) I listened, smiling and enjoying his intense professions of loyalty and even feeling a touch guilty for not having his convictions.... only to open the package and find nothing but wrappers.
I wouldn't have cared if he'd eaten the candy. But to have to sit through such a lecture beforehand made this HILARIOUS. He still doesn't remember eating the candy, too. *headshake*
I can't write this stuff. Oh, my life.

PrettyBoy, you are my personal clown and I love you. <3

"For You"

2011-07-13T14:57:00.000-07:00

Waugh.
Sorry to be a grouchy-pants everytime I talk at you guys recently. Man. I am fucking BEAT. (and not in the good way.) Have I already made that joke recently?
I don't even know.

Sorry, I'm SO tired. I haven't had a good nights sleep in awhile now and it's starting to drive me a little crazy. I'm working less hours this week and taking the weekend off to avoid carmageddon so I should finally get a pinch more time to myself. I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to that.
I played with TheShocker a whopping 6 hours in 2 days time. May not sound like much to you but trust me, that's alot. Especially when cattle-prods are involved...
Yeesh.

uhmmmmm... lemme think.
Ah, yea, so, this comic actually happened to me.
Clients will buy us gifts all the time, usually because they're items they like to see us in. Negligee, shoes, bondage toys and equipment etc.
A regular client of mine bought me a BEAUTIFUL long sheer black dress and asked that I wear it into the session. I modeled it for him for all of a second, relishing my new gift, before he pulled it off of me and proceeded to wear it himself the entire time...
Needless to say I haven't worn it since. -_-

Perhaps I delude myself in thinking the gifts are more for me than for them but I was still a bit put off. This is the same client that bought me gorgeous cuban heeled thigh-high stockings only to immediately tear them apart by strapping me into a bondage table made almost entirely of velcro.
Baaah!

Okay, trying not to be too much of a grouchy pants. For those of you who already follow me on my twitter account you may have already seen this but I have another one now that's for my more pro persona. If you wanna watch me quip at my clients a bit from the dungeon you're welcome to have a peek over there, though I won't be mentioning the comic on it. Still, it's a fun inside to some of the goings-on in my day or might in the least be amusing. Do whatever. :)

Also, I wanted to really, really thank everyone who's commissioned, grabbed merch and donated to me here.
Some of the girls were telling me I should turn NicBuxom into a paysite or up my prices on things or use other tactics to try to make more money and while I appreciate that they're trying to help me out I had to explain that that is NOT my purpose with this comic. I want this to remain a free thing that I do for fun and for education. I like you guys alot and I like seeing you have discussions in the comment section and I feel so rewarded when I hear I've made you laugh or feel better about yourself. I LOVE hearing from you and I don't want to do something silly like charge you for the advice you ask me in private emails, I want to be available to you all!
However, NicBuxom isn't totally free for me. Not to even mention the time this site takes from me and the costs of hosting and domain names etc. I DO jam through sketchbooks, pencils, erasers and inks REALLY fast. When you guys donate, snag my merch or commission me you're seriously helping to keep me stocked to keep me going on this thing and I REALLY appreciate it. I know it's hard times cuz I'm feeling it, too. You guys are the best. :)

The Days Progression

2011-07-08T17:12:00.000-07:00

This is my life. No panties escape the maw that is my giant ass. *sigh* What start as boyshorts quickly become thongs.
Creep, creep...

I am SO tired right now. I already did 2hrs with TheShocker and I have at least one more to do later, but maybe more, and I'll be seeing him tomorrow night as well (and maybe even the next day.)
Plus I'm PMSing. *rawr*

Sorry to have been absent. Life's been really busy. I can't remember if I mentioned it but I'm working 11hr days 5 days a week. I should be comic-ing in my downtime here in the dungeon but it's hard to concentrate (and not just because a bunch of half-naked ladies are trotting around.)

I have a few commissions to work on but I'm also gonna try to keep up with comics, I've just been worn out. Yeesh.
I had planned to continue with the Eve/Nic story arc but I got tired of it. I'm gonna take a break from it for a bit and just do random shit like this (hope you all don't mind, I'm too grouchy to appeal to the masses right now.)

One more thing, I've been meaning to give you all a little bit more info on our dungeon for awhile now. Namely that I'm really enjoying the changes here. I adored working under John but it's so refreshing to have a female run house, TS girls and BBW girls. I used to be one of the biggest gals in here but now I'm pretty middle-range. I certainly can't corner the big-girl market anymore. We always had a pretty mixed group but I'm truly enjoying the expanding variety we're accumulating in here. It's great. :)
I wanted to say more... but I've forgotten now. I guess overall I just want to imbue that I'm extremely happy with how this place is coming along and I'm flourishing working here. And if I haven't expressed it yet I'm LOVING the new owners.

Okay, enough love-fest. I'm exhausted. Gonna go space out and stare at pretty ladies till my next session.
See you guys soon!

Click For Commission Info

2011-07-01T12:55:00.000-07:00

Did you see that? Did you see that Commissions link over there?
You should go look at it. Seriously.
Click this cutie to look!!!

Life is busy. But comics shall be done (someday.)

Why I Pay Her

2011-06-28T10:27:00.000-07:00

I haven't had my morning coffee yet so I'll try not to come off as surly. -__-
*sluuurp* Let's get the good mood started!
Morning coffee is in progress...

Today is one of my two days off so I plan to get some personal stuff done at last (like laundry oh gawd so much laundry!)
I forgot what it was like to work 5 days a week because I haven't done it in... what... 5 years? Yeesh.
It's not like it leaves me exhausted or anything like that, it's work that I find very pleasant and the girls help with stress relief alot (when they're not causing it haha!)
But there is NEVER any time to get things done! I can't do laundry when I get home really late at night and leave early in the morning. And to do anything else important at home has to be put off until I have a day away from the dungeon. Man!

Anyway. My spirits are high, I don't mean to bitch, I'm just a little frazzled. :)

I'm going to the Labyrinth Of Jareth Ball with PrettBoy on Saturday. I attend it every year but this is the first time a partner will be coming with me! I'll have to keep my flirtation and sexy dancing to a minimum. ;) Especially since PrettyBoy can be jealous and possessive and aggressive!
And me working as a Dominatrix, amiright?

Okay, perhaps now I've had TOO much coffee, I'm starting to ramble.
So, it seems like the Eve and Nic conflict has worked out. Go Honey for having a cool head even when under stress. However, I have some more comics pertaining to Eve and Nic's relationship... Can you all hold out for some more or are you going through withdrawal from the real-life stories?
I'll try to hit you with some sexier/bdsm-ier ones after this arc to soothe your kink-deprived eyes. :)

Things are going GRAND at the new dungeon. I love the girls, I love the bosses, I'm meeting fantastic new clients that I hope turn into regulars and reuniting with old ones. :) Good news all around in my life.
I AM painfully aware that next month marks the one year anniversary of everything that happened with our old dungeon and John. It really slammed me last night but I reassure myself by knowing he'd so want to see us doing well and carrying on the business he so proudly started and maintained. :)
I keep my round little chin up!

Okay, like I said, lots to do!
Comic at you guys soon!

Dungeon Wisdom

2011-06-26T21:11:00.000-07:00

I've been working alot lately (which is great but also time consuming.)

What Honey has to say is true of this business. I don't mean to imply we aren't actually genuine about our BDSM interest etc but the pro world IS a different world and it IS a business. We need to be professionals, that's why we have the name.

Sometimes girls do have to make nice around here. It's a house full of women, of course catfights erupt from time to time but most girls are pretty good about making nice in the end.

Just wait till we all get in the same cycle! :O

Okay, I'm exhausted. I've been sleep deprived and it's late so I'll talk at you more in detail with the next update. *flop*

Sweet Honey

2011-06-21T18:26:00.000-07:00

I don't have a ton to say today. It's nice to see Honey getting a little emotive here, she's usually pretty patient and calm. I'm enjoying drawing this arc but when it's done I'm also gonna enjoy getting back to the more true to life stuff.

I mean, this is accurate in that there's sometimes gripes amongst the dungeon girl ranks about people taking sessions from one another (the subs and mistresses switching roles etc.) But it doesn't happen too frequently.

I don't think Honey likes to be told what to do...

Ummm... That's all for now. Enjoy! I might see TheShocker on Thursday, I'm working the next 5 days so I'll try to do comics at work when I can.

See ya!

Featured Fetish: Figging

2011-06-18T15:50:00.000-07:00

Ooookaaaaay. I have a feeling this one is gonna take a teensy, tiny bit of explanation for most of you. *ahem*

FIGGING is when you put ginger root in a bumhole... And... people do this because the ginger causes a very tingly, burny sensation.

Yep!
Now, this is one of those requests that I vaguely considered not taking because it's a very invasive, penetrative fetish and I do NOT want this comic to be erotica or porn. That's not what it's about. I LOVE erotica and porn and maybe someday when I have more time I'll do more of it but NicBuxom is not the place.
Still, I think I achieved it in a way that's still funny and appropriate for this genre. I hope I'm right!

Okay. Yes. I really don't know what else to say on the matter of figging uuuhhmm... I've never done it! I've never been BIG into the butt stuff realm (or at least not on the penetrative front) and also... I hate ginger! Ha.
Alot of people will carve a little butt-plug type of tool out of a whole root to do this. I showed that here and just felt like doing a very domestic type of look for this one, I think it's cute! Also, as you see here expressed verbally, even after your remove the offending ginger you will STILL feel the sensation for awhile.

I'm feeling a strong urge to tell you people not to try this at home...

Redheaded Snake

2011-06-16T17:44:00.000-07:00

I don't have a ton to say today. I'm in a fairly foul mood, to be honest with you all. Yick. It's a number of things, all of which I don't feel like discussing.

I'm happy with how this comic came out in the least. And I wanna say that I'm touched that so many of you stood up for Eve, that's sweet. She may not have many friends in the dungeon but she clearly has a few out there amongst the NicBuxom readers. :)

That's all I'm up for now. We have a Featured Fetish tomorrow and then instead of spoiling you like I have been with updates every day we'll try to get back on schedule. This arc still has a number of comics to go so I hope I'm not boring you!

EDIT: Fucking fuck there's an "L" missing in the word "calls."

Asserting Dominance

2011-06-15T14:21:00.000-07:00

Ho shit! It's all comin' to a head!!!

I really enjoyed writing this little arc. I think it's about time Nic stood up to Eve!

Now, as I've mentioned, this is one of the more fictional exchanges I've ever written. Usually what I write is based almost 100% off of reality with only minor changes for pacing (and because I don't do likenesses.) HOWEVER. It struck me as I wrote Nic's response here that something similar has happened to me.

It didn't come out in an all out scream fest like this because I don't have outbursts like that with people. However, there was a Mistress who thought rather highly of herself who began telling other girls in the dungeon that she was going to have me fired. Now, what's really baffling about this story is that I'd thought the girl was my friend. I'd treated her to dinner, hung out with her and Sharky outside of the dungeon and spent hours helping her on many of her personal projects. I don't know why or when she decided we weren't buddies anymore and my other girlfriends who tipped me off to her back talking and threats said she never specified why she hated me so. Weird.

But ANYWAY. I was offended that, no matter what my presumed fault, that she would attempt to put my livelihood at risk. Not JUST a job, but something I clearly love and cherish (as I'm sure you've all noticed. :) )
Well, I knew my standing with both the girls AND (more importantly) with the boss. John and I were close and we had an excellent understanding. He trusted me. He knew I was responsible, honest and dedicated to the wellbeing of the dungeon. AND that I never had issues with the girls. I casually spread word that if one of us were to be fired, it would be her.

And guess who's still here?

I don't want to take credit for her losing her good standing here. It certainly didn't help her case to be on my bad side but she was ultimately fired for issues with money. She did it to herself.

I don't believe in karma in a mystical sense but I do believe you're gonna get back what you give and people with poor attitudes and morals don't make it far.

So.
Would you all miss Eve....? :)

Handprint Shaped Stairs...

2011-06-14T11:02:00.000-07:00

Aha!!!
Yep.

I don't have alot to say for some reason... My best friend has been in town and it was good to see him and his fiance a bit even though they were visiting under sad circumstances.

Ummm... I don't know. Not alot is different since yesterday, heh. I'm seeing Mark this Friday in the dungeon so that'll be nice. :) I can take my financial woes out on his balls. Yay!

I guess the only other thing I have to say is that I'm sick of people contacting me about my "hairy fetish" caterings only to reveal all they really want is to eat my pussy. Sheeeesh! You think they'd settle for some leg and armpit worship, those limbs are probably HARDER to find of the furry variety!

I'm sure I've gone over this but to reiterate nobody gets to touch my nethers or even see them, I don't go full nude. That stuff is reserved for PrettyBoy. :) He may not be a hairy girl fan but it sure doesn't stop him!!!

A Matter Of Money

2011-06-13T13:44:00.000-07:00

Aha! A turning point perhaps? The plot thickens.

This is FREAKISHLY appropriate! I had this written before any of this was actually happening but I've been shocked at how many of the "Mistresses" that I work with are suddenly available for sub sessions.
Welp, hard times call for desperate measures, I guess?

I wouldn't mind getting my hands on a Mistress once. ;)

I may have mentioned awhile back that I was competing in a 48hr film with PrettyBoy? Well, that went down the drain due to technical difficulties with our cameras! However, we thought the idea was too good just to let go so we're working on it again! I play a VERY small (non-speaking) role but I figured you guys still might be interested so when we're all done with that I'll be sure to post it for your amusement. :)

In the meantime, here's some more Lunatic Odyssey!

And... can I just say really quickly that looking back on these... I look AWFUL!!!
I know I had strep throat at the time (I dunno if we'd yet to reveal/discover that in the videos yet) and that my glands are swollen etc but boy do I look at hot mess. :/

...PrettyBoy looks pretty hot in the pie-eating scene though...

:3

Evil

2011-06-09T14:40:00.000-07:00

This was an old joke I had that I thought would fit in well to this little story arc I've got going about Nic and Eve. They haven't really gotten along since day one and it may now be comin' to a head...

Had a hairy girl fetishist earlier today and it was really pleasant! As you may have noticed that's one of my favored fetishes. I just feel so much more feminine and natural and like myself when I'm not doing hair removal. Such a pain, such a task, and so much money and suffering just to fit in socially. Bah. It's not for me.

That's all for now. Getting to know the ladies in the new dungeon and having mixed opinions. They're mostly all very fun and friendly, though. :)

Okay, gonna keep drawing while I sit here at work. :) It's more fun to draw in your undies, anyway! :D

Mirror

2011-06-07T23:15:00.000-07:00

Okay, this is the beginning of a 12ish or so page story arc I just made up a few nights ago. Once again, this one isn't based off of a specific incident or anything but there IS cattiness amongst the girls from time to time so it's appropriate.

I should be having a hairy fetish and face-farting fetish sessions sometime soon. :) I like getting the more off-the-wall ones, to be honest. It amuses me. :)

ALSO!
I have a treat for ya'll.
My good buddies (and fellow arty folk) MC and Mary are having a little sale on their etsy SPECIFICALLY for you readers! If you enter NICBUXOM as the coupon code you'll get 10% off your purchase! :D It's a limited time thing, though, so don't dawdle!

Also, I've been meaning to post a Lunatic Odyssey FOREVER. Not like any of you care anymore. We've been safely home for a few months, ha, but whatever, relive what a goober I was (am.)

I work the next few days and have a busy weekend of personal stuff atop that but I will try to draw in the dungeon for you all. :)

Oh, also, you guys as the audience were the mirror in this strip. Was that too weird or awkward? Did it not come across? I dunno. I'm not sure if I'm glad I did it that way or not. *shrug*

Featured Fetish: Balloons

2011-06-05T01:00:00.000-07:00

Balloon fetish! What a fun one!
I know alot of balloon fetishists like to see a person blow a balloon as BIG as they can possibly get it before it pops. I know popping is also a huge part of this fetish. I like videos of girls bouncing on their butts on balloons till they pop, which is partially why I chose to draw this image this way. Also, thought it was a fun touch with the threatening pop potential of the needle and balloon.

I've also seen videos of freaky-giant balloons that can fit a person inside. Crazy! Sorry not to add links, you'll just have to do some searching for yourself. But, here's a hint, there's ALOT of this stuff on youtube since it's usually not very porny.

So, I'm working at the new dungeon (or more like the revamped dungeon.)
We're still doing ALOT of work on the place, site and advertising but I will try to get you all some links and photos when things start falling into place. I AM here currently, available to play and so are some of the old dungeon girls and alot of new girls.

Frankly, so far I love, love, love my coworkers. They're all very pretty, sweet girls. And more than that I appreciate that our new owner Mistress Cyan is open to a variety of ladies. John (love him though I do) had more rigid ideas of who could work this industry but Mistress Cyan and her crew are having such a great collection of beautiful women of all sizes, types, colors, shapes, backgrounds etc. It's freakin' awesome. :)
Here's hoping everything stays good. I'll keep ya'll updated!

Up next I'm going to bombard you with a story-arc I made up. It's not from any real experience but things like it can happen. So, enjoy! I'll get that to you soon.

Busy Buxom

2011-06-04T10:50:00.000-07:00

Thank you all for being patient!
The dungeon has reopened as Sanctuary Studios LAX and I've been working the last few days. As you can imagine, it's been hectic. I'll be working on comics in my down-time at the dungeon so fret not! Nic and the Buxom Babes are still here. :)

I Like To Sing-a

2011-05-26T18:47:00.000-07:00

More freaky stuff for you all.
Now, this one was not a client of mine, actually, but one of a coworker of mine. The strangest part of it, to me, was that instead of finding this odd in the slightest she was flattered that he liked to listen to her croon.
Not that I wouldn't have enjoyed the session if it'd been me. :) I love to sing!

I'm behind (as I'm sure you've noticed) so I'm trying to crank out my last few Freaky Fetishes before the end of this month. Saturday is my 26th birthday so if you wanna join in the gift-giving you're welcome to take a peek over at my wishlist. :)

Happy Two Years, NicBuxom!

2011-05-23T16:54:00.000-07:00

Due to my busy weekend I missed the ACTUAL date. Saturday was our official two year mark! NicBuxom is still growing up big and bad and strong. :) I like anniversaries.

PrettyBoy gave me this quick image idea to celebrate, though he insisted the frosting on Nic should have been white. *ahem* I disagreed...
I did like his inspired "candles on the nipples" request, though. :)

Popping out of a cake is something I want to do before I die.

I can't believe I've been doing this comic for 2 years! How time flies!!! And how much has happened in those two years.
I was at DomCon this weekend and unfortunately didn't get word on a start date for working at the new dungeon. It was also the first time in 3+ years that I hadn't been actually working at DomCon and it felt very foreign. OH well.

Okay, now, NEXT weekend is my ACTUAL birthday. I'll be 26, wow. I feel old. And I know it's silly, I know 26 is young and just getting started. But this is the first birthday where I don't feel like a little kid anymore. And frankly, I don't like feeling like an adult.

I'll just have to rebel in truly childish ways.

EDIT: PS I shaved off the mohawk again. I'll change the profile pic eventually.

Sploshing

2011-05-18T15:48:00.000-07:00

I've been a huge grouch-face lately. Little things like nitpicking or disagreements are bothering me and lingering in my mind much longer than usual. I feel brooding. Usually I'm pretty happy-go-lucky and I let things go fairly swiftly.
...Also, on that note I want to add that I don't react as strongly as Nic does. I'm usually a very quiet patient type but she's my inner thoughts and feelings amplified.

Anyway, no more rambling about my moodiness. I saw TheShocker over the weekend, seeing another client tomorrow and I also spent the weekend working on a 48hr film and visiting the dungeon for the first time. It's been a busy week.
Here's the breakdown.

The film we were working on was going grand, really beautiful, but a mistake on the camera settings made it so that NONE of the audio recorded. We were all VERY disappointed but not disheartened! We plan to reshoot soon just for fun. :)

And the dungeon!
The dungeon was gorgeous. Plenty of space and very clean, beautiful furniture. The party was extremely packed so I really only got to poke my nose around a teensy bit but I can't fucking wait to spend more time in there alone. <3

Anyway, I'm tired of talking. This one is about sploshing as you can see by the title, which I've always found fun, if messy. :) You know the fatgirl likes foodplay. ;) We did have a client want two booty-full girls to rub their bottoms together with slippery, sticky food between them. Certainly my idea of a good time! Also, I feel like you all deserved to see Honey play. She's mostly a house mother role in my mind but it doesn't mean she can't get down!

Okay, I go.

Head Shaving

2011-05-17T15:54:00.000-07:00

Had an eventful weekend that I briefly outline in tomorrows update (it's scheduled for about this time tomorrow) and it's DomCon this weekend. See some of you there.

As you know I'm a fan of headshaving, I'm sure I've posted a few pics in the past. I do have a headshaving client that I have lots of fun with and was getting haircuts from before PrettyBoy took over. Not going to have Nic shave her head, though, so don't get your hopes up. :) And I'm still rockin' the pink 'hawk IRL.

Haven't been feeling very creative lately which is unusual for me. I apologize again for Freaky Fetish Month being a little less freaky than last year.

See ya tomorrow!

FinDom

2011-05-11T23:10:00.000-07:00

Another disclaimer, we'd never do this to a client.... unless he asked us to. ;)

I find that slaves into Financial Domination REALLY like to be bullied. That money seriously needs to be taken from them forcefully. So, yea, there's basically a fetish for just being robbed.

So, which one of you is paying my rent? :P

Seeing TheShocker again Friday and then the dungeon's grand opening on Saturday HOSHIT!

Abandonment

2011-05-11T23:05:00.000-07:00

Okay, in reality you never leave slaves alone for more than 10 minutes and usually you hang around nearby to be sure they're okay. Leaving someone during a scene can be VERY dangerous depending on the conditions and it's not really recommended until you've established a very close trust with someone.

Still, I think it's kinda funny that some guys LITERALLY pay us to just not be around.
Odd, no?

Featured Fetish: Needles

2011-05-06T10:43:00.000-07:00

Eeeeeeeekkk....
One of my LEAST, LEAST favorite fetishes, oh gawd.

I actually have a bit of a phobia about needles... I always have. And you'd think after years of getting stuck while I was on blood thinners and the barrage of pointy things stuck into me while I was in the hospital I would have gotten over it. Nope. Anytime I have to do anything involving needles I must go pretty white and look pretty bad because the nurse always stares cautiously at me and askes, "... are you gonna pass out?"
I don't mind blood, I don't mind pain, I don't mind sharp things like knives... I just hate those thin creepy little needles...

Anyway, thankfully drawing this wasn't too painful. :) It didn't get to me the way it does in person and, as you may have noticed, I didn't try to make the needles very detailed...
Still, I'm really happy with how this came out! I think it's very serene and beautiful and from what I've heard (and seen reluctantly from the corner of my eye) the experience is usually quite pleasant. Now, I've also seen plenty of torture-porn where ballsacks look like pincushions but most of what I've seen in person is women with beautiful, artful fresh piercings full of ribbons and feathers and decorative designs. I actually find corset piercings REALLY sexy but I don't think I'd ever do it myself...

Anyway, enjoy this beauty on my least favorite of topics and I'll let the needle fetishists fill you in on anything I've not said, being so willingly blind to the topic as I am.

See you guys Monday!

Oh PS!
I think the most beautiful and impressive needle work I ever saw was at one of my early DomCons before I was working pro, a mutual friend had her Master turn her into the "human peacock" with hundreds of needles attached to long peacock feathers spreads behind her stemming from her back. She looked lovely being paraded around but I'm not gonna lie, sitting behind scenes with them as they were removed really turned my stomach...
Still, a peek into just how creative this fetish can be.

The SlowDancer

2011-05-04T19:09:00.000-07:00

Yes. Really.
We get some clients who treat our sessions like dates. And while that isn't so bad I did have one client who liked to slow-dance. Now, I KNOW what you're thinking. Easy money, who cares, right?
Well, that's what I thought at first. But honest to god the guy ended up getting REALLY creepy. I couldn't stand him eventually and stopped seeing him. I don't wanna go into too much detail since I'll probably use him as jokes in the future but there was cuddling and crying involved, too. Ugh.

I really don't like clients who get too attached. I mean, friendships can develop absolutely but as soon as they see me as a romantic interest I get a bit put off... It's a hard position to be in.

Anyway, don't mean to ramble about that. I just thought that in a line of work usually associated with whips and chains that it's odd we get guys who pay for gentle, vanilla romance. It can be sad, sometimes, when men seem clearly lonely and I try to be friendly.

Featured Fetish coming your way Friday, one of my personal HARD LIMITS. D: Yick.
Seeing TheShocker Friday and Saturday, as well. Then it's Mothers Day and I don't plan to do any special sick comics for ya'll. ;P
Maybe next year.

Face Farting

2011-05-02T21:40:00.000-07:00

Alrighty! The first of Freaky Fetish Month.
Perhaps not the freakiest but at least something to make most cringe abit. ;)

I actually REALLY like face farting! I like most humiliation based play and I find it endlessly amusing to tell guys to suck my farts. I could go on but... you all probably don't wanna read it. ;)
We've even had clients buy us bean burritos or Indian food etc before a session so that we'll be more flatulent. I'll never turn down free food. ;P
And sometimes it's seriously hard to do on command!!!

Also. Poor PrettyBoy. Sometimes I wonder why he loves me. :D

Anyway. I'm home from San Diego. We had a terribly abysmal show. :( I guess you can't win them all. We'll make up for it next time.

It's starting to get hot out here and I, not a fan of the heat, am suffering and tired and grumpy because of it. Yick.

Anyway, enough of my grouching. Enjoy me raping your perceptions of pleasure with the above comic and brace for more. :) See you Wednesday with something else weird!

Freaky Fetish Month

2011-04-29T19:23:00.000-07:00

I'm actually about to walk out the door...
But I'm packing last minute. D:

Okay! So! You read the good news! Soon I'm back to normal dungeon work! I'll tell you all more when I have more time, see you in May! (Just a few days!)

OH! And if you live in the LA area then you should come by Saturday to help with the dungeon clean-up! I'll be out of town, like I mentioned, but anyone interested in volunteering can email Mistress Cyan at MistressCyan @ Gmail .com for more details. It's Saturday at 11am right next to LAX. Let me know if any of you help out. :) PrettyBoy might be there (hands off!!!)

Don't Watch TV

2011-04-25T22:07:00.000-07:00

I don't watch tv except for downloading and streaming certain series (currently working my way through Deadwood.)

So, on the rare occasion that I do sit down in front of a television I'm shocked and horrified at the commercials. Almost EVERY ad is belching out lists of our supposed inadequacies! We're too fat (of course,) our eyelashes aren't full and long enough, our skin is wrinkled, our hair is dry, our feet are rough, our eyes are dull, our butts are flat, and these are just the few that I can list off the top of my head. There are ENDLESS drug commercials claiming that normal and slight discomforts warrant medication. And my FAVORITE part is that these medications that cure something silly (seriously Latisse?) tend to cause HEFTY side-effects!

Anyway, not to soap-box it up TOO much (but fuck it, what else is minor internet fame good for? ;P) but I swear that half of the insecurities people have with themselves today are due to commercials. Now, there are plenty of other things shouting at us about our "failings" such as billboards, shopfronts, others attitudes and radio commercials but television just seems SO much more invasive. I sincerely felt like even I, with my strong attitudes about self-worth, was being made slightly more insecure after a few hours of television.

It's nuts. It's ridiculous and crazy.

PLEASE don't let people with an agenda (fucking marketing, they want your money people) sell you poison social attitudes that lead you to hate yourself AND others. Don't treat yourself or other people like shit just because some ingenious marketer is inventing reasons to take your cash. I'll sell you a FREE way to be beautiful. Walk tall, smile and have confidence.

You think shaving my head and flaunting my hairy eyebrows, pits and legs endears me to people? Hell no! When I get admired it's because I'm strutting those hairy eyebrows, pits, legs and shaved head and grinning at the world. I'm grinning at the cool people for making living worthwhile and I'm grinning a big "fuck you" at the assholes of the world. People respect you when you respect yourself. And people love you when you love yourself...

So do it! <3

...

*steps down from her soapbox*

Official Switch

2011-04-21T23:54:00.000-07:00

This is sorta close to the truth of how I moved up to switch officially. When I finally asked to be tested (honestly after alot of badgering from the Dommes) I was told everyone already knew I was switch material. A wonderful Mistress who I was close to asked me to just attend one of the play parties and that she'd watch me for a few minutes and use that as my official test and that's just what we did. :) It was fun!

Testing IS important in the pro scene because we need to be sure you can work without seriously injuring someone. But I had worked closely with all of these women for over a year and everyone had seen and heard me play and were confident in my abilities. It wasn't luck or favoritism on my part, however, I'm pretty sure it's just because I waited far longer than most subs do to move up to switch title.

Anyway, enough going on about that. I've been busy with a few commissions but I'm keeping up with the comic, too. I am once again art-slave, chained to my canvas and sketchbook.

So, it's official! Nic is now a switch. I just wanted to address it.

Suddenly Switch

2011-04-19T18:18:00.000-07:00

I exist!

Okay, phew! So my busy weekend is finally over!
Now the updates should get steady once again.

I ended up working about 13hr days not including travel time and tear-down etc. It was killer. My feet were murdered! I still had a good time and made some money, though so... whoo! Also got to play with Mark. :)
A tens-centric weekend!

Not too much to say about the comic except Nic has kinda been switching without officially being tested for awhile now. You may remember she had to be tested waaaaaaaay back at the beginning (her fateful first meeting with Eve.)
Well, we test to be sub, switch and Domme. All positions require you to show that you know what you're doing.
And honestly, this and the next comic are basically essentially how I actually became a switch IRL. I'd been a sub for a freakishly long time but was switching with my clients anyway. When I decided to ask to move up I was told I was already there. You'll see why in the next comic.

So, I realized that I'd promised you all details about the dungeon and then dropped the ball!!! I was just so exhausted at the last update. My sleep-schedule is a mess! I'm trying to get back on track.

Alright, the newest news is that we SHOULD be opening on May 14th! Now, there have been alot of false starts so I'm not going to be freakishly surprised or anything if there are more unexpected delays but this does mean that the dungeon should finally be opening soon! I'm almost not sure I'm ready. :O

I've been having PrettyBoy spank me a bit to try to "whip" me back into shape. ;P I'm terrified that I've gone soft...
DomCon is fast approaching and so is the impending opening of the dungeon... which means I may be busy again very soon. I'm excited and nervous. I don't know what my schedule will be like in the beginning but we'll see if I'll need to make any changes around here.

The new dungeon and its owners all sound like they're going to be FANTASTIC.
We're welcoming a much more diverse group to work with, which is really nice and they seem very open to suggestions and want to keep close with us and make sure everyone communicates. I loved John and he was great to work for in many ways but he wasn't exactly a touchy-feely guy. I enjoy that we'll be run by women, I think there are countless upsides to that in this industry.

Anyway. I believe I've begun rambling. The long and the short of it is that soon I'll be back to regular dungeon work and I'm extremely excited. :)

More details as I get them!

Ker-snap

2011-04-13T23:01:00.000-07:00

Okay, I know it's another PrettyBoy comic but bear with me cuz... for right now it's this or nothing. I don't have any other comics done currently but I'm busting my ass to try to make sure I'm covered for the next few updates because the next four days I'm commuting to work at the Grand Prix and I also have a session. I'm gonna be working 10hr days every day and that doesn't include travel, set-up and tear-down.
It's gonna be insane. D:

But, that's how we pay the bills.

Anyway, this is another real word-for-word interaction we had in a supermarket. It was pretty funny, actually. When you hang with me Dominatrix jokes abound. Oh yea, and PrettyBoy really does have a ridiculous sweet-tooth.

Okay. I'm tired and grouchy. Bye.

When We Met

2011-04-11T01:42:00.000-07:00

Yes. Seriously. Legit conversations PrettyBoy and I had when we first began seeing one another. Ahem, also we didn't hit it off so well the first round... *sigh* Maybe we'll take one anothers narcissism down a notch?

Augh. Yea, sorry for more PrettyBoy comics. I haven't actually drawn anything new while I was sick so I'm giving you guys some old private sketches to entertain you while I get my act together. Heck, it's better than no comics, at all. I may give ya'll a bonus comic tomorrow for the ones I've missed, so long as you don't mind another silly little PrettyBoy sketch.

Blah blah blah, I'm kinda buzzed so I'll keep it short. This weekend I'm having a session with Mark as well as working the Grand Prix in Long Beach. It's gonna be a BUSY weekend! :D
Also, there's a meeting about the renewal of the dungeon today! I hope to have news to share with you all soon. :)

Poor PrettyBoy Is Poor

2011-04-07T22:00:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the absence you guys. I been sick. D:
I worked HempCon unexpectedly last weekend and then fell ill immediately after so I didn't much feel like doing comics (or anything besides sleeping and whining alot.)

Thankfully PrettyBoy heckled, threatened and babied me enough to get me going again and I'm trying to play catch-up now.

We're house/catsitting this month and our two surrogate siamese children are evil little hellions who we've nick-named Boss-Chink (ala Deadwood) and The Screecher.
Okay, to be fair Boss-Chink is pretty fuckin' cool but as you may have gleaned via her name The Screecher is not our favorite...

So much for my plans to... ya know... sleep once in awhile.

Okay! Updates more soon. Oh yea, and this one is a word for word interaction I had with PrettyBoy. -_-

An End and a Beginning (APRIL FOOLS)

2011-04-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

EDIT: APRIL FOOLS!

I kid, I kid.
Also, I can't exactly say "gotcha" cuz you guys called me on it pretty quick. :)
To be honest, though, I'm glad. I had a bit of concern that it'd be taken too seriously.

But worry not! It's all a hoax. No wedding, no quitting kink and CERTAINLY not leaving you all without chuckles at Nic's expense. :)

I hope my little joke wasn't too cruel... but then, aren't you all masochists? ;P

Surprise!
I had to hold out to tell you guys. :)

SO, PrettyBoy asked me! Oh geez!
We don't have a date or anything yet but we're DOING IT.

And now, the bad news...

The condition was that I stop the BDSM lifestyle.
But, this is a guy I REALLY care about and to me it's more important at this point in my life to settle in with someone who's really gonna care for me forever. :)

Anyway. I HATE to say it but the comic has had a really good run and I thank you all for your viewership in the almost two years I've been doing this. There's been so much that's touched and enlightened me and I've learned alot about myself and others by being involved in this crazy scene... but it's finally time for me to settle down a little and act like a real adult. :)

Okay!
So...
So long guys!
I love you, I'll miss you, and I can't thank you all enough. Say goodbye to Nic and the Buxom Babes, they've enjoyed you as much as you've enjoyed them!

I'm gonna leave the archives up for all to enjoy. I may stop in from time to time and update you all on how PrettyBoy and I are doing. :) I love you guys!

Spank someone for me. :)
Farewell and keep kinky! <3

Feedback

2011-03-30T00:01:00.000-07:00

Sorry there was no Monday update. I was completely blasted after AdultCon! We worked our ASSES off! It was so much fun, though. :p
My little sister proved herself not only popular (saw that coming) but also a really excellent worker. We're going to be selling together in the future! Whoo!

Alright, I promised photos, here you go:

And I should have more but I'm waiting to receive them so entertain yourselves with these for abit. :P

Nice Rack

2011-03-25T09:50:00.000-07:00

Hahaaaa. Get it? He's talking about the stretching rack, not her tits.
Yea. I'm a total nerd. And I love wordplay like I love a good meal. And you can all see how much I love those. ;P

Anyway. Today is the first day of AdultCon! I am scrambling anxiously to be sure I have everything I need. I will be dressing up as a naughty schoolgirl today, just for fun. Dunno what the lil sis is wearing but I'll do my damndest to get ya'll a photo of us, the odd pair.

Come and see me, if you're in the LA area!

Skinny Standards

2011-03-23T00:01:00.000-07:00

There's just no pleasing some people. :P

But seriously. We have clients who are unhappy with whatever you give them. I don't know if they're just malcontents, if they don't KNOW what they want or if they get off on having a bad attitude. They don't abound but everyone's pretty clear on who the trouble-makers are.

That's another thing worth mentioning. All of us ladies keep one another in the loop. If you're troublesome in any way we're all sure to warn one another so that we're totally prepared to deal with it.

And for that matter, just about all we ladies would talk about in the dungeon was men. If it wasn't about clients it was about boyfriends and husbands and if it wasn't about partners it was about males in general.
I never really associated with women for most of my life and after throwing myself headfirst into a house of nothing but women I sure got an education. All of the stereotypes are true. We surely do sit around and gripe about men-folk.

Sheesh.

Well. I guess sometimes they deserve a dose of their own medicine. ;P

So, watch out boys. We're telling all your dirty secrets!!!

Now I will hide my shame at being such a girl. *ducks*

Crowd Teaser

2011-03-21T13:16:00.000-07:00

I've been partyin' too much. Phew.
To be FAIR these updates aren't late... They just not up at midnite each day like I prefer. Don't you give me hell about this!

Appropriate comic is grossly appropriate.
Yet another of my odd dualities is that I've cultured and trained myself to be a happy extrovert. I'm known for being the life of the party with my outrageous colors, unusual outfits, boisterous sexuality, inappropriate jokes, aggressive flirtation and insatiable stomach for alcohol.
However, lurking behind it all is always the shy, terrified and stage frightened quaking younger Nic. And sometimes she bursts forward when I least expect her.

Anyway.
Yes.
I'm almost cured of my shy moments but when they resurface they have all the force of the months of my pent up and poorly caged anxieties and burst forth in the most embarrassing and ill-timed ways.
And so at a party this weekend I played the fool.

Of COURSE this comic was scheduled for now, a sore reminder of my failings. BAH!

Right. So. Enough of me stammering on about my social anxieties. You all have enough issues of your own. ;P

Working AdultCon this weekend and the little sis is working it with me! My tall, tan, skinny, busty, red-headed 19 year old sister who looks nothing like me will be working alongside me at a sexually themed convention.
...
OH GOD.

Will post pics. ;P

Featured Fetish: Muscled Women

2011-03-18T13:26:00.000-07:00

Sorry this didn't go up at midnite. I had a busy few days with volunteering all day at a senior citizen community center for their St Paddy's lunch celebration, doing some celebrating of my own and a surprise visit from PrettyBoy.

Oh yea. And I bleached my hair.

But worry not. See that little rosette of color? That's the pink that's currently setting in atop my head. Next I update I'll give ya a photo. :)
I'm going back to my roots! And those roots are dyed atomic pink. ;P

ANYWAY!

Featured Fetish Friday again! This time we have muscled girls!
All of these requests were done quite awhile back. I actually did this piece a few weeks ago because I was just in the mood for it. :P I didn't use reference and I'm not a whiz at the muscle groups. Now, if I were a diligent and bright artist I would study and practice that. Instead I make up inaccurate bullshit. *shrug*

So!
I see ALOT of muscled girl fetish art online. I didn't go as thick and muscled as the stuff I usually see but I think she looks more than fit!
As you know I'm not very muscular, I'm pretty round, but I associate with this fetish because I have clients who specifically like me because I'm "strong."
They coo over my thick arms, my size and my shows of strength. I'm actually very empowered by working with tiny guys that I can toss about and hold down with ease and one of my favorite pastimes with these men is to force them to stare at me towering over them in the mirror.

I also understand the appeal of strong women. I've met a few Dommes who were VERY sizable and there's a definite appeal to the sense of vulnerability and helplessness and submission that one feels when met with such an amazon.

Any of you have this fetish that can tell us more about it?

Enjoy! I'm off to a few parties for the weekend and then I'll see you guys back Monday! :)

Small Selection

2011-03-16T00:00:00.000-07:00

We seriously had guys who would call EVERY day to ask who was around and often no answer was good enough. Silly! Some people are just so silly. *headshake*

Anyway! That's all. I don't have a ton to say today other than that I'll be attending AdultCon next week and my little sister might be working it with me! Sheesh! That'll be something. *bites nails* I suspect I may have to bring a paddle to keep the guys in line around her...

Also, PrettyBoy finally made another Lunatic Odyssey! This feels SO long ago now. :O

Why I Do It

2011-03-14T00:01:00.000-07:00

No, seriously, the truth of the matter is that I wouldn't do this work if I didn't thoroughly enjoy it. :)
For me personally, this was stuff I was involved with as a "lifestyler" just for pure pleasure long before I actually began to work pro. When I learned that I could make a living doing what I love... well, isn't that the dream, after all?
It works out for everyone. :)

Also true is that there's a strange duality to being a pro-Domme in this world. By and large we are very respected within the community. If you are pro you're more likely to be the best of the best and educated in a wide range of tools, safety and fetishes. We tend to have the most experience, as well, because we have more opportunities to meet a wide variety of people and their wide interests on a day to day basis. We are a huge part of the community, that isn't argued, and we facilitate the parties that the lifestylers attend and the rooms and tools they'll often rent.

However, there's always the group that looks down on us because they think one should only engage in play for pleasure and that if pay is involved it isn't "real."
Well, I'm real. I really and truly do exist. :)

Much as I'd love to be lumped in with the Unicorns and Faeries! ;P

But honestly. If I didn't love what I do with all of my heart and soul I wouldn't write a webcomic about it. This is a huge and important part of my life and I love it dearly. It's SO much more than a job. The people I work with, client and coworker alike, are some of my closest friends and I wouldn't trade it all for the world. Or for a high-paying but dull desk job. Or for some grouchy-puss who thinks he's nobler than I.

Alright! Let's just have fun. I'll be back with you all on Wednesday and I'll be at AdultCon in LA in two weeks! Stop in and say hi if you'll be there, too! :D

Conditioned Response

2011-03-11T00:01:00.000-08:00

This is actually one I drew awhile back and was unhappy with so I just did it all over again. And in the original script I'd intended it to be him yanking my panties down but just didn't care for how it would translate without altering the pacing etc so I decided to simplify it into a lecherous ass-grabby kinda motion.

In my biz we never took off our panties but we'd have clients try to yank them down from time to time and we had to be wary. Actually, in order to allow the client the pleasure of pulling our panties down for certain roleplays etc we often wore two pairs, a thong beneath a larger more traditional pair so that we could legally and safely give the semblance of getting us as naked as possible.

Anyway. Not that important. I'm super tired. I've been staying up late and having to get up mondo early the last few nights and I'm underslept. Phoo. Time to pass out. Enjoy this over the weekend, we're back again Monday.

Show Me Your What?!

2011-03-09T10:02:00.000-08:00

Get it? Cuz it sounds like "coochee."
Whatever. I don't know shit about brands. And neither does Nic, obviously. I buy what's cheapest, the end!
Okay, admittedly I have some expensive pieces... but most of them I didn't pay for. ;) Gifts are grand.

Sorry this didn't go up at midnight like usual, I got a VERY last minute call for a late night session with an old client of mine and had to rush out. It was fun and worth it, thankfully. It feels good to be working somewhat regularly again, hope it keeps up!

Didn't get much sleep between being up till 2am for work and then waking at 7am to taxi my little sis to school. I'm doing my best not to be a grouchy-puss but I see a nap in my future.

I am not happy with the coloring. I apologize. Mleh.

Anyway, enjoy this bit of silliness and we'll meet again Friday. :)

Running In Heels

2011-03-07T00:01:00.000-08:00

You try running in heels!!!!

Seriously. It's a task. I've seen some of the girls sprint in some damned tall shoes. It's an art.

Also, the big news of the hour is that my best friend proposed to his lady and she said yes! He's asked me to be the best man! I'm uber excited. I love love. :) <3

See you Wednesday!

Featured Fetish: Toe-Cuffs

2011-03-04T00:01:00.000-08:00

That's right, they're back!!!

The Featured Fetishes have migrated to Fridays!
What? I like alliteration!

Toe cuffs was requested this time. And don't you worry guys, all your other requests are still lined up in the order they were asked. :)

Anyway, I DID struggle to feature this particular fetish. I don't know that I did the best job but I TRIED to create an image that leads your eyes to the cuffs. Toe-cuffs and toe bondage may seem inconsequential and silly... Until you've had it done to you. This is a type of restraint that is shockingly effective. You can't walk to save your life and frankly you can't really even stand. Even moving the legs about can become difficult as too much struggling leads to painful straining of your poor little digits, effectively trapping you in a fairly small space.

I personally like toe-cuffs! I like almost all forms of bondage and these babies are essential for tickle torture! Heck, even tying the toes can tickle!

Anyway, I've not much more to say on that. What about you toe bondage enthusiasts?

Also, have you looked at the store lately? We have new stuff!!!

Not That Kind Of Pain

2011-03-02T16:19:00.000-08:00

Sorry it's late!
I was dumb and blinded by love and totally forgot to scan my lineart into my laptop before I went up to stay with PrettyBoy for a few days. But now I'm settled back at home and working on coloring for you again.

Not super duper happy with how this one came out but it'll do. Also, PrettyBoy had to cut his hair and shave his facial hair for work so I'm still getting a feel for how he's changed now.

This comic was originally written when I was still with Sharky who our friends and I named "The Destroyer" due to his mighty ability to unwittingly harm us at every moment. I'm sure all will be happy to know that PrettyBoy is heartily taking up the mantle. -_- Ouch.

And yes, there are good and bad pains! Sheesh. I guess it's a hard concept to grasp if you're not a masochist. I joke with friends who throw out the "don't you like pain" line that nobody stubs their toe and then shivers in ecstasy.

Right. Come Friday we FINALLY get back to the Featured Fetishes! Huzzah!

That's Unusual?

2011-02-28T00:01:00.000-08:00

Comiiiiiics!
Are you as pumped as I am?
I'm pumped.

Hey, let me have a little pride in staying with my update schedule! I've been good! LOVE ME!

Sorry. In a weird mood. But then, when am I not?

Also, am I the only one who thinks little chibi Nic is abso-fucking-lutley adorable?

I worked a bit this weekend but didn't make half as much as I'd expected. Know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about.

Ummmm... I guess that's it for now. This comic script is not that great in my opinion and I plan on making it a recurring joke. So, uh, keep that in mind in the future and don't go geeking out on me telling me I'd already used this joke. I plan to change the punchline slightly each time but leave the basic overall sentiment.

Anyway. You don't need to know the bones of my story-lining and whatnot.

ALSO, I had this one all happily finished and then somehow managed to delete a layer of shading along the way and only noticed too late to get it back. Pleh. So, the coloring was better the first time I SWEAR.

Kay, see you guys on Wednesday. I'm 5 comics ahead on linework but this is the last one I've finished coloring so I've gotta get back on it.
Later!

I Want Happiness. I mean Hamminess.

2011-02-25T00:01:00.000-08:00

Wah!
I'm so dumb for always coloring on an LCD screen. It means the image looks totally different on other comps (the colors specifically.)
Oh, well. It looks FABULOUS on my laptop. >:(
I am legit happy with my linework and coloring lately, though. :D

And seriously, ladies? You're fucking fine. I swear. Get over it. Geezus. Don't make me jiggle my fat thighs at you. You're beautiful, you're gorgeous, you're fine, now carry it well and rock it out!!!... And have another sammich!

Thought you might have missed the gals so I give you another one to bring them all back. :) Even if I AM making fun of them. Or... I guess more myself. Hard to say.

Anyway.
Decided not to go with the place I looked at. The potential roomy was awesome but the place made me a bit nervous and honestly, it's just not the right time for me, yet. I can't WAIT to get a place for myself but I'm trying to be really careful with money for now. Can't waaaaait for dungeon to reopen. I feel like I'm just killing time until then...

But at least it means lots of comics for you all!

To be honest, I am enjoying having more time for art. It's been awhile since I haven't felt like I'm rushing through doodles, sketches, painting and coloring. For once in my life I have some room to breathe and it's pretty relieving...
Not that I wouldn't jump at the chance for another adventure!

Right, so, that's it for now. I'm working with TheShocker all weekend but I'm ahead on comics so that won't slow down the updates. Also, I'm probably gonna spend the rest of tonight working on some more so we should be good!

See you guys after the weekend! <3

Don't Beg

2011-02-23T10:17:00.000-08:00

I like irony!

I am a grouchy face this morning. Meant to update this last night but my internet here is limited so I held off. I wish I was still asleep in bed. >_< *grump*

Going to look at a potential roomy situation today. I haven't been actively looking to move again quite yet but an unusual opportunity presented itself and I figured I couldn't pass it up without at least poking my nose around a bit.
My biggest concern is money, at this point, seeing as I'm not working as steadily and regularly as when the dungeon was open.

So... we'll see.

Update you all on Friday!

Mistresses Are Cruel

2011-02-21T00:01:00.000-08:00

About time we got some BDSM back up in this joint, eh?
Also, I felt like you might have missed the Mistresses so I gave them a little face time. Though... you may not be happy to see them. ;P

So, I'm changing one tiny little thing around here. Now that my work schedule doesn't impede this I'm going to update Mondays, Wednesdays and FRIDAYS (instead of Saturdays.)
I just like the flow of the schedule a teensy bit more AND I can now call the Featured Fetish updates "Featured Fetish Fridays!"

Nice ring, eh?
Oh yes. The FFs are coming back. I owe you guys whole bunches. I'm gonna keep doing them on the 1st and 3rd Fridays of the month for now and see how that goes.
And we ARE back to schedule now, 3 times a week!

Also, I hope you guys appreciate that I've been tossing you a bit of color to make up for my absence but don't get used to it! I haven't decided yet if I'm gonna stick with color...

Though, admittedly, I really am enjoying coloring lately... Hm...

The Sound Of Masochism

2011-02-19T10:24:00.000-08:00

LET'S GET BACK TO THE BDSM!
(Apologies to Sound Of Music... Don't sue me!)

Skinny Mirrors

2011-02-17T21:43:00.000-08:00

Yep. Not to be a "Cathy" but yes, I have these moments.
I can be a girl sometimes, okay!?

If only they had "skinny mirror" glasses so the world could see me as I'm made to see myself.

I kid mostly, though. Y'all know I love the way I look, right? But it is funny to look in a mirror and KNOW that's not how I appear in reality.

Speaking of which I got two new dresses at Goodwill tonight! I am unaccountably excited about them. I think PrettyBoy is turning me into a girl... *shudder*

Uch. Rereading what I just wrote makes me feel like a blithering, vapid barbie. IGNORE ME!

Lazy Artist

2011-02-17T17:32:00.000-08:00

I don't WANNA!

Heh.
Okay, I've been lazy. To be fair I got NO chances to work at all on this last road trip because we spent almost all the time driving (and I get carsick) and then I spent my last week here completely wrapped up with my best friend who happened to be in town. :)

BUT now that Valentines Day has passed I'm back to having lots of free time to update! Huzzah!

No, truly, now that I live in an area I'm less familiar with and have less social contacts in I should have lots of free time to keep up with comics.
I'm still working so there may be blips here and there but I'm gonna try to get a good buffer going now that life has FINALLY settled a bit for me.

Good news: I have a new boyfriend named PrettyBoy. We made it official this V-Day and so far things are going swimmingly. :) He moved back to CA here with me and is working and doing quite well for himself!

Bad news: The dungeon reopening got pushed back again. Now I have to hang in there and busy myself for at least 3 months more. UGH.

Anyway, that's all for now. I'm working on a legit update today and will probably give it to you all tomorrow.

<3

An Awkward Move

2011-01-26T16:43:00.000-08:00

Another guest comic from PrettyBoy (lines by him, colors by me.) Did I mention he helped me move?
Yea. I suspect he's beginning to reconsider his involvement with me. ;P

Too bad! He owes me after me helping him move so much... across the country and whatnot. :P

But seriously. He didn't seem TOO freaked about the toys (unless I was brandishing them) but the cattle prod is universally feared, so far. Also, he truly was marveling at my excess of lingerie. I think it's most of what I own...

So, we got delayed an extra day due to weather advisory and procrastination. We leave tomorrow morning. It's freezing ass here and I can't wait to get back to the Southern states and warm my tootsies. First stop, New Orleans!!!

I've got acoupla inked comics that I just need to scan and color for you guys, hope this tides you over in the meantime.

Not Ready

2011-01-23T13:40:00.000-08:00

I live!

Yeesh, I haven't really had much of a chance to settle down the last few months. We start up on the road again in the next day or two and head on back to LA. AND I'M NOT READY AT ALL. D:

Geez.

So, I'd intended to stick this one up before the last roadtrip but it's applicable to this one, as well. We're already behind schedule. I only brought ONE bra for the whole drive. No long shirts, either. I am queen procrastinator!

Anyway, just a quick poke of fun at myself. Now I'm gonna work on sketching some new stuff for ya'll. I don't have my scripts with me but I'll think up something. :)
Will do my best to give you more comics and videos and pics from the road, yet again. After mid-February I should finally be SEMI-settled and maybe will start having a set schedule to work around.

Also, it dawned on me the other day that I completely missed my 200th update!!! Shame on me! D:

Okie-doke kids, wish me luck! PrettyBoy and I will do our best not to die! :D

Hello PrettyBoy!

2011-01-08T21:07:00.000-08:00

Hahaaaa!
It's true.
I'm doing it again.

AND, what's more, after all of that PrettyBoy is now moving BACK across the country to LA. You can ask HIM to explain himself. I'm just happy I get to piggyback yet another awesome drive. And... yaknow... that I may actually have the dude in my life a little bit longer.

Sorry for playing with your emotions with the last comic but he and I really DID think we'd never see one another again until very recently. We were resigned to remember the good times and let it go. Now we're looking forward to the future!

So, I leave on the 18th to fly back to Massachusetts (and be VERY careful about what I bring on the flight this time) and then to start the cross-country trek yet again, in the opposite direction!
We're gonna be hauling ass alot more this time so we likely won't have time to stop and see you guys but I'll let you know if that changes. :)

So, uh, hopefully there'll be more of these guys for ya in da future:

Across The Whole Country

2011-01-07T14:38:00.000-08:00

Flying Home

2011-01-06T13:47:00.000-08:00

Hoooo-boy. Have I got a story for ya'll.
You know when it involves the TSA that it's gonna be a good one. But don't expect anything kinky (shocker, right?) I did ALMOST get arrested, though!

Oh wait, firstly, watch a video on pies:

Yes. Give us more, PrettyBoy! I command it.

Anyway. My story (it's a long one):

So, I flew home on December 23rd, the day before Christmas. Perhaps not the best day to fly but I'm queen of getting shit done at the last minute. Also, I don't care for flying and ALWAYS have anxiety that I'm going to forget something important or miss my flight or something awful, even though it never happens.

Sooo. PrettyBoy and I go and jump in his car to go to the airport and PROMPTLY get it stuck in the snow. We try for awhile to dig and edge it out but we're stuck and my flight leaves within an hour. Luckily his dad shows up and angrily but hastily drives us to the airport. Being short on time our goodbye consists of "goodbye!" and a quick peck before I have to run to the TSA screening. Okay, maybe he ran back and smooched me once more but my point is, it was brief.

Now the trouble begins.
My things pass through the scanner with no issue. But for some reason I'm setting the alarms off. I insist my pockets are empty and am getting concerned when someone points out my necklace. I have a steel heart-shaped padlock that I wear around my neck at all times. One of the dungeon girls gave it to me and I never remove it anymore, even for showers. I DO, however, carry the key on my keychain for emergencies.

So, when we realize my necklace is the issue I tell them I need the keys to get it off. And for some reason they won't bring my keys back to me... and of course they can't let me go through to my stuff. So, they ask for a "female assist" to give me a pat-down instead. And then they leave me standing there in a corner for at least 15mins with my shit just piled up on the end table of the scanners across the room. Eventually I express that I'm worried about missing my flight and they decide since they can't find a chick to feel me up that they CAN give me my keys to unlock my necklace.

And that was my fatal mistake.
Alright, not fatal, clearly, but it made my shit pretty dire.

SO, I cheerfully unlock the necklace and pass through the scanner with no issue.
Except now they've had a clear look at my keychain.
Which means they've had a REALLY clear look at the pepperspray I've had on them for years...

Now, I'm used to LAX and such. And I've had incidents like this before and I've watched them even calmly take knives and bullets from people and tell them they'd be happy to let them pack these items into their checked luggage or they'll toss them out and everyone can be on their merry way. So when I got pulled aside I smiled and laughed, "Oh, I forgot all about that! No worries, you can take it, thanks!"

I was ready to take my things and go and lose my pepperspray when the TSA agent said, "Well, it's not that simple..."

"I don't know how it is in CALIFORNIA," he sneered condescendingly at me as he held my ID, "but here in Massachusetts you need a license to carry a concealed weapon like that and bringing it into an airport is a federal offense. So, now I'm going to call the state police and they may arrest you and they're going to search through all of your things and pat you down and maybe fine you, too."

Yep.
So, already late for my flight I begin to worry and apologize, shocked that this honest mistake is such a big deal. I ask if I can put my glasses back on and I'm told not to touch any of my things. So, there I stand, alone with my things piled on a table in front of me. My keys, tickets and ID are gone with the TSA agent who blatantly ignores me after that moment and I can't see. And like a genius I wore bluejeans that were missing the button, relying on my belt to keep them up. But now, my belt is directly in front of me but I cannot touch it so I stand holding up my oversized pants. Blind, missing my necklace that I never remove and clutching at my clothes 'insult to injury' abounds.

And I know now that there's no way I'm making it home for Christmas. I'm not religious, as you all know, but Xmas to me is a time to see all of my family, some of which I only see this once a year. And last year I was badly sick and missed out on seeing anyone. Plus I had no money and no phone, having left it (again like a genius) with PrettyBoy.

Sure now that I will not only miss my flight and never make it home for Christmas, but that I will most assuredly be stranded across the country with no way to contact help... IF I didn't end up in prison... I began to cry, overwhelmed and mad at myself for getting into this situation.

After being left to wallow alone for awhile I saw the police approaching me and I braced myself for the worst. Everyone in Massachusetts had warned me that "stateys" had a reputation for being mean and this overweight, older, clean-cut grey-haired man with his piercing blue eyes looked the part.

But the first words out of his mouth, in a heavy Boston accent were, "Why you cryin'? Quit cryin', yer fine." He conferred with the cold TSA agent about what was going on and then told me gently that I'd be getting something in the mail that I should respond to with my side of the story but that I could take my things and be on my way, and to have happy holidays. And to quit cryin'.

I was shocked. Here I'd been ready to be searched and treated like a criminal and now I was being let off without even being looked at funny. I mumbled alot of thank-yous and gathered my things shakily, still sniveling a bit and numb. The sympathetic police officer looked sharply at the TSA agent and said, "Hey, why don't you be nice to her? Quit scarin' the customers."

I made my flight.

Turn Table

2011-01-05T02:22:00.000-08:00

Whoosh.
So, I have another really good legit excuse for being late this time... :(
We've had another death in the dungeon... except... we don't really have the dungeon anymore... but anyway.
One of the beautiful ladies that I had the pleasure of working with and befriending passed away. It's not under any crazy circumstances or anything and I REALLY don't want to talk about it much but it's affecting us all very deeply.
ANYWAY. It's okay. Cuz the whole point of this comic is for you to laugh at my pain. Right?....right?

Other new news is that I'm moving back home until the dungeon officially reopens and I can officially get my life back to "normal." I'm excited, if only because I like change. Also don't really feel like harping on about that.

I have even bigger news but I'm choosing to reveal it a few comics from now so you'll all just have to wait.
Sorry if I'm being brief, I'm tired and moody. Bleck.

SO, PrettyBoy wasn't the only one having freakouts on the trip. ;P
BTW, this really happened. We almost ran out of gas about a thousand times and at least thrice it was in scary, dire situations. Driving through empty swamp in the middle of Florida with no pull-offs and no one around and about to run out of gas makes for some hilarious video... Just you guys wait. -_-
I'm gonna give you a handful more of "trip" comics before (I SWEAR) we'll get back to BDSM. Promise. Heart crossed and everything...

Oh, also, here's an alternate ending to todays comic. :P

PrettyBoy has a new video lined up for you all with tomorrows update so stay tuned!

Now, to bed with me. Tomorrow I pack and move a bit.

Snow

2010-12-29T16:06:00.000-08:00

Yes, apparently snow can come on this fast. O_O

ANYWAY!
I am home safe and sound in LALALand. I've been with family the last few days for the holidays but now I'm back home in my little livingroom nook trying to sort out the mess my life has become in my absence. Augh!

I have many stories to tell, particularly the one of me ALMOST getting arrested, but I'll save them for when I have a touch more time.

I had a freakout in the snow just like this comic at some point and forced poor sleepy PrettyBoy to take over for me. I like snow, until I have to drive in it...

Uhmmmm no more videos yet. You have to bug PrettyBoy about those, he hasn't been editing as diligently as he should! Even I am impatient!

I'm gonna keep updating sketches about the trip for awhile, since I have afew.

Alright, off I go to work on more comics and my life...

Distracting Company

2010-12-20T10:50:00.000-08:00

We maaaaade it! Augh, finally. We rolled into Massachusetts late last night, saw some of PrettyBoy's friends and then passed the fuck out.
Also, it's cold here. Fuck. *tremble*

So, I'm bugging him to edit more videos but honestly I betcha most of them won't go up till after I'm home. I fly back on the 23rd, just in time for Xmas!

Hmmmm that's all for now. Time for me to go and explore Mass!

What Has He Done To Deserve This?

2010-12-18T14:04:00.000-08:00

No videos for today, PrettyBoy has been behind the wheel too much to do much editing. I need to WHIP him into shape...

This moment really happened. It was even funnier IRL because the cause of the actual snap was him burning his mouth on a fry just before the outburst. :P
We've both had our freak-out moments along this trip.

Oh god we're so tired. We did a 15 hr drive yesterday, we've been rolling into towns to sleep at 5am, 7am... we haven't had 8 hours of sleep in days. *sob*
We're so tired of being in the car...

Anyway. We're in Pittsburgh for now and hoping to be to Boston within the next two days and then the trek will finally be over. Sorry to any of you I've missed, due to our exceptionally poor time management we've met VERY few people along the way. I wish we'd had more time but with the Christmas deadline looming we've been in quite the rush.

Anywaaaay. I'm gonna keep workin' on road-comics for you. I have a few inked I just need to color them up and find internet moments to post them. I'll probably give you more frequent updates once we hit Boston since I'll have lots of internets then. :D

Fear Is Healthy

2010-12-16T06:12:00.000-08:00

I am uploading a comic from the home of two very friendly NB readers and their cute baby and puppy!!! :D
Yay!
I'm sure I'll post pics up eventually... but I just woke up.

So, yeh, this comic has basically been the whole drive for me. Meep.

Here's more of our faces!

EDIT: I'm retarded in the mornings when my brain doesn't work and forgot to mention we're in Jacksonville, Florida. :P But now we're leaving again!

No Comics, Just Reality This Update

2010-12-11T20:54:00.000-08:00

Meet the travelers!

Check out our ride!

The man behind the camera:

Aaaaand eye-candy.

Now watch us in motion:

Hold Together Baby

2010-12-10T08:41:00.000-08:00

I don't know if it's PrettyBoy or the car out to get me...

We're in Dodge City today, gonna explore abit and then head out to Kansas City and hoping to hit Arkansas tomorrow. :)

Also, watch us some more IRL!

Off To A Worrisome Start...

2010-12-08T01:00:00.000-08:00

Yea. Really.

I KNEW this was a bad idea...

Guest comic by my absent-minded travel companion, PrettyBoy, colors by me. :)

EDIT: Great, now you can see us in action. Also, yes, we are huge dorks. And this isn't even record of the REALLY fun stuff we've done. ;)
Here is our Lunatic Odyssey!

Aaaaaand I wanna visit you guys!
It's gonna have to be brief but I still want some face-time, goddamnit.
So, the only thing I can suggest is to email me at nic@nicbuxom.com if you happen to be along our route and I'll try to get internets when I can and arrange meet-ups with you guys! Once again, the vague route is on the last page. I'm sure some of you might be a bit out of the way for us and I'm sorry if I miss you but we DO have a deadline, since we both wanna be home by Xmas to see the families. :)

I am currently in Denver, Colorado. But I will be departing by this afternoon so get ahold of me quick if you're nearby!

Soooo, email me! I will do my damndest to drop in on a few of you. :)

Where I've Been and Where I'll Be

2010-12-06T13:03:00.000-08:00

Yeeeeeeeeeep!
That is where I've been! No lie!
It's pretty crazy.

So, I only get spotty internet here and there at diners we stop in or on the lucky night we spring for a cheap motel so I don't know how frequently I can give you guys updates but I'll try not to leave you all hanging until the new year.

Oh, yea, this is PrettyBoy, btw:

Sittin' across from me as I update this from a diner in Provo, Utah.

Keep an eye out for me, guys! Here is the VERY inexact travel route:
LA - Vegas - Provo - Denver, Colorado - Boulder (maybe) - Nebraska - Arkansas - Dodge City, Kansas - Oklahoma - Houston, Texas - New Orleans, Louisiana - Jacksonville - Savannah - North Carolina - South Carolina - Pittsburgh - Hartford - Boston

And then I fly home in time for Xmas with the family. Whoo-hoo!
Wish me luck, if you never hear from me again assume me dead and hunt down that guy in the picture up there. ;)

I'll try to get you updates on our adventures, soon!

Prod Per Late Comic

2010-11-17T14:11:00.000-08:00

My roomy/dungeonmate Al is helping to keep me in check.

I've been a bad, bad webcomic artist and nothing quite punishes like a cattleprod per missed update. D:

It's only fair? *gulp*

Wah wah wah

2010-11-16T13:45:00.000-08:00

Okay, admittedly, this is a filler update.
I've been drawing alot but not working on the comic quite as much. *cough*
Seriously, though, I've just been wanting to experiment alot and so far it's proving to be REALLY fruitful. Crayons are the shit!

Also, been trying to loosen the tight strings on my purse of emotions lately and allow myself to get alittle emo. It's not so bad.

And speaking of being emo, I am EXTREMELY frustrated and upset and disappointed to find that we're having troubles getting work on the new dungeon going and so it's been pushed back again and there's no set date for the reopening. I feel full of despair at this and my future is again quite uncertain. I'm hanging in there, though.

/whine

Where I've Been

2010-11-12T11:21:00.001-08:00

Wahhhh. Life.
I'm sorry I'm so busy, guys. :(
I bet I miss the comic just as much as you all, if not more.

But the truth of the matter is, I'm BARELY home half of the week and when I am it's usually just to sleep and then head back out on my way again. I'm doing my best to keep you updated here and there but hate that it hasn't been steady. I hope these scribbles and sketches are okay for now, I wanna return to BDSM soon soon soon...

Oh, also, I've been coloring alot and I love it and I'm going NUTS with color, it's fucking awesome. Also, angst.

Featured Fetish: Socks

2010-11-07T12:50:00.000-08:00

Socks fetish!
So, this is a weird fetish of mine, actually. I LOVE the way socks look and am a collector of cute long ones. I love stockings as well. However, I personally don't like to WEAR socks. I'm a big barefoot type, socks get on my nerves sometimes.

Obviously a sock/stocking fetish tends to go hand in hand with foot fetish, just dressed up a bit more! I have lots of clients who also like to croon about the soft texture of certain socks and stockings.

Sorry to be brief, I JUST got home from Vegas and I'm still tired and busy. Adultcon was really fun even if I was too fatigued to go and party as much as I wanted to each evening. I didn't grab as many photos as I wanted, either, but I'm sure I'll be popping up around the interwebs again soon, seeing as how many people had cameras pointed at me the whole weekend.

Enjoy!

Phantom Fantasy

2010-10-28T15:42:00.000-07:00

Just a quickie.
I'm seeing Phantom again tonight, my favorite theatrical piece, and as you can see I'm super excited.

I've been sick so I just wanted to do a doodle jam of what I've been up to the last few days. Yep, this is pretty much it.

Also, I used to hate coloring but lately I've ADORED it. I'm getting more bold with colors and I'm loving it!

No, Not Like With Dragons

2010-10-26T18:35:00.000-07:00

So, I initially wrote this as a text based joke more than a visual one and then last minute changed my mind. It came from an actual conversation one of the dungeon gals had with a family member when she was "coming out" to him about what she did for a living. After confessing that she worked in a dungeon he responded, "Like as a princess, with dragons and stuff?"

Adorable, if someone puzzling. Can I blame D&D for that association?
I can blame D&D for alot of things...

Annnnyway, I thought it was cute. I tried to make it a date setting for Nic, since I personally have been doing a bit of that. I also wanted the character to be androgynous, though I've yet to get a girl to actually show up to a date with me. -_- Mleh.

Had fun with it anyway. I'm sick so I'm bedbound, trying to get some art done so I don't feel completely unproductive.
Oh yea, trying to get us back to the regular dungeon sort of storylines instead of boring shit about me being tortured by the cats... Though that's yet to cease.
That's it for now! Enjoy this and I'll scribble another for you all.

Featured Fetish: Hairy

2010-10-24T13:38:00.000-07:00

Are you ready for this?
Hairy fetish! Ohhhh yes, one I cater to myself!

I don't know if I've mentioned to you guys recently that for a few months now I've let the leg and armpit hair come back completely. :D
I feel much more sexy and feminine this way, though I can't explain why beyond knowing this is just how women are naturally when we don't seek to change ourselves.
Also, I enjoy the musky smell my pits have with hair.
But it's the leg-hair that I'm really in love with, as you all know. :)

I have MANY clients who adore my hairiness. I'm surprised everyday when guys compliment me on the hair or want to worship it. :) I feel very powerful and strong and feminine when guys want to revel in my body hair. :D

I had SO much fun drawing and coloring this sexy mama! She looks very confident about herself and she's winning me over with those sly eyes. I wanted to go bright with the colors, I hope you all like! She has a sunny disposition, and sunny halo of hair!

I DO think my excess of color sort of swallowed the focus of the picture, the hair, but maybe that's just me?

Anyway. I've been feeling a might bit under the weather lately. Nothing terrible but irritating, none the less. Tea and toast for breakfast improved my mood if not my physical ailments.

Really having a good time dating, still! It's weird to see Sharky from time to time, unfortunately. I hope someday that will feel normal again.

Kitty Slippers

2010-10-21T18:13:00.000-07:00

BAM!
More kitties for you.
It's cold here but kitties are good for warmth...

Ugh, sorry for the dumps and gaps in my updates. My schedule has been crazy and contributing to it is my dating life. Which has been full of many failures and a single success. We'll see where that's headed.

I'm working another con this weekend, I've been really busy with the booth babe work which is super awesome. :)

I'll try to get you guys some legit BDSM comics soon!

Oh yea, and I'm growin' back the mohawk.

Featured Fetish: Ice

2010-10-12T14:53:00.000-07:00

Posted this on a timer last evening because tonight I am on a date! It's with a guy I've met with on and off for something like 7 years, we just always manage to reconnect. Hopefully this time is as fun as the rest. :)

So, Featured Fetish!
It's been a long time, right? This is a late one, was supposed to go up a weekend or two ago.
Ice is a REALLY fun torture tool that you can use sensually! If you're not into pain, ice is a great alternative, even in the most vanilla of relationships! I like to alternate my ice with wax to really overload the senses between the hot and the cold.
Also, leaving cubes down panties and such is really fun! Or letting them gather pools of melt in a belly-button while your sub squirms to cast the cold little nugget away. :D

I'm extremely happy with how this came out. I wasn't feeling great when I drew it yesterday so it took me a really long time but it was worth it! Everything about it is great, linework and coloring alike.
I suspect it came out so sexy because I myself have been quite sexually charged. After over 4 years of getting sex whenever I want it it's been tough to go cold turkey the last month or two I've been single. :( Who woulda thought it'd be so hard to get laid!!!

Cattleprod Wakeup Call

2010-10-12T01:20:00.001-07:00

Did I mention I moved in with one of the dungeon girls? Yep, that's how I'm living for now. I don't think any of us are clear on how long this arrangement is for but I'm considering it a short-term deal, since I'm residing in a living room and I really don't want my girl or her dude to hate me...

We threaten one another with cattleprods often. :D It is a fun and terrifying living situation.

Okay, you ready for some good news, ladies and gents? :D :D :D

PAS is being reopened!!!
Mistress Cyan, who is quite renowned within the scene, has taken it up. :)
I couldn't be happier! I cried with joy when I heard but had to wait to know I could tell you all. :) They're currently rebuilding and we're not clear on when it'll be done or what the name will be etc etc but it IS reviving and that's all that matters!

I can't fucking wait. :O

Lose Lose

2010-10-11T13:02:00.001-07:00

Okay, I swear, this is the last comic about Olive the evil bitey kitty. (Who, yes, bites me even when I DO pet her.) The bad news is, next I'll be barraging you with comics about Beek, the special kitty. :/ As in VERY special.

Uhmmm I've been going on alot of dates. For awhile they all felt like hits but lately they all feel like tremendous misses. Maybe I'm just too used to always getting my way and being put first. Or maybe I demand it. *shrug* We all have our little.... quirks. ;)

Hmmmmkay, that's it for now. I have a big announcement for you all but I'm gonna save it for the next update. Uh... which I guess means, don't hold your breath...
Kidding! Kidding. I'm seriously trying to keep you flooded with updates now that my equipment is working again.

(That's what HE said.)

You Don't Understand...

2010-10-10T18:48:00.000-07:00

I have more kitties for you! So many more kitties!!!

Bleh. Giving you a huge comic dump to make up for my lateness. Also, to make the kitty saga as quick and painless as possible. Even as I try to complete and upload these Olive keeps biting me, my stylus and aggressively nuzzling my tablet so that I mess up. Apparently she doesn't want to be a net star...

Petting The Kitty

2010-10-10T17:25:00.001-07:00

By the time I finish this arc you will all be sick of kitties. :)

Also, my ringtone is of a client of mine screaming as I spank him.

Excuses For My Absence

2010-10-06T17:07:00.000-07:00

This is the real truth about why I can't get comics done. This little lady right here: That's her "I'm about to bite you, bitch" face, cuz I stopped petting to take a pic of her...

I can't blame it entirely on Olive, though, Beek is doing his part by sitting on my keyboard and hands:

It's Raining!!!!

2010-10-06T15:01:00.000-07:00

I love the rain. Sharky does not. I swear to you this is the exact face he makes when he has to go out in it. :P

Just a quick sketch. I've been really busy and the next few comics will probably be little pieces of my vanilla life while I get said life in order then we'll get back to the dungeon. :)

Back On Track!

2010-10-03T23:33:00.001-07:00

Fuck yea!
Sharky, the techno exorcist, the computer whisperer, has got me back on track.
Everything he touches turns to gold. He leaves and walks away in a fiery blaze as everything I touch explodes.

Anyway.
Seems like I have everything finally in order! I MAY be speaking too soon, considering the last few times everything seemed okay when Sharky was near and then went hay-wire after he left, but I'm going to start a preemptive celebration, none-the-less!!!

Okay, comics soon, just gotta SHOOP them all.

Please Hold

2010-09-26T17:17:00.000-07:00

EDIT: I'm really sorry guys, it's breaking my heart, but I just can't get this scanner to work and I have only so much time (and patience) to fight with it before real life interrupts. I've gotta admit to a hiatus again until I get settled and find a way to resolve my issues with technology...
In the meantime I'll keep drawing, I just don't think it's fair to string you all along with an update here and there when I find time to visit friends with working scanners. :(

Here's hoping I'm back soon. :(

I am the grouchiest of grouches.

Because scanner is not working with new computer. Please stand by until sourpuss Nic can fix these technical difficulties.

Vegas Break!

2010-09-21T18:20:00.001-07:00

I'm off!
See you guys Friday!