Miss Male



Yaaay two updates in a day!
Okay, I admit, it's only because I got the last update (PiggyBacking Featured Fetish) up late. Pah!

Anyway, this is the beginning of a small change for our main character Nic, here, but you'll only find out how in the next update.
I have OFTEN been mistaken for a male in my days, especially when I used to have my hair in mohawks or cut/shaved extremely short. It doesn't happen anymore now that my locks are long but I used to make a handsome fellow back in my day! ;) Heehee, that's a photo from my first license when I was 16. I miss being a cute little butch!
I've always been more comfy in baggy torn up jeans and loose mens t-shirts but nothing can hide my big booty and big tits. My figure is ALLLL woman, so sometimes it was REALLY confusing as to how I could be mistaken for a man. I've even been refered to as male while wearing a short skirt!

People are so strange. I guess it's just our societal stereotypes at a glance!

End of my rambling (it's late, I'm tired, I expect forgiveness) and I'll see you guys for Wednesday's update!

17 comments:

Sheridan the Bishonen Baka-sama said...

aaiiighh! you look like oe of the Jonas brothers
but seriously i have witnessed this first hand with EX#1 who make and exelent butch if she weren't so femmy. but in anycase she was at lane bryant and alittle girl start pointing at her an announcing at the top of hr lungs "why's he here? this is a girls store hims a BOY!" EX#1 much you you nic has rather ample breasts but this nor her mothers insistance that she was wrong convence the little girl who kept shout"but hims a BOY!" untill they left

Spiral Aqua said...

Oh dear, I've had the opposite happen - my exceptionally flat, hip-less figure has still gotten me called "ma'am" due to my long hair.

rylestheryter said...

well if it's any consolation, you make a very cute boy :D

Nic said...

Yea, Sheridan, I would get alot more insistance from kids, too. I don't think they've learned to distinguish female and male figures. They've just been taught that boys have short hair and girls have long hair and wear dresses. :P

Spiral, you must be very pretty. ;)

Ryles, Thank you! *bats lashes* Uh... I mean... *takes a manly bow*

Tony said...

lol Im in a volunteer fire brigade and one of our female member who a massive tomboy last year even she has a grate figure she decided to be the santa and every person she met thought she was a guy and even a few girls asked if she wonted a kiss and while this was happening only one person other then us new it was a sheila, it was a litle girl around 7 and she go why is santa a women i thought he was a man. she was the only one who could tell which was absolutly histerical, all the girls who had kissed her went absolutly nuts after that and we confessed it almost got us in series trouble lol.

Lord Crios said...

Honestly, i've see your photoshot on DA and Myspace, and is really difficult to think to you as a male.

Dirkson said...

The photo really is very cute ^^ Though you're right, it does look androgynous.

Vera Wylde said...

Welcome to my life. I think it should just be common sense that in the presence of a big pair of tits (not moobs, real tits) you just say "Miss" or "Ma'am."

Spiral Aqua said...

Heehee, thanks Nic. :) The mistakes encouraged me to take up cross-dressing to see how far I could take it, and I'm told I make a very attractive lady.

Nic said...

That's hot! I love gender-bending!

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who is relatively slim, AND has a pair of Double-D's most often packaged in a not-so-baggy shirt, and yet whenever her hair was short ALL THE TIME at work people would mistake her for a boy. Another friend of mine, a guy, who is a little fluffy but has a GOATEE but also has long hair, is often mistaken for a girl. Really its just that people suck at seeing past the most external of gender cues. Girls have long hair, and boys have long hair, and if you cross the streams on that one ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. Which I find sad because I think girls with short hair are hot, and I am myself a guy with, even if I do say so myself, rather majestic long hair. Thought I'd share my adventures in gender-bending.

Anonymous said...

You know, I've had the exact same problem. I'm similar in body type as you. Short, big butt, decently sized breasts. When I was 17 I cut my hair into a faux hawk and I always got called sir, Even when my hair was dyed neon pink. The worst time was when I was walking by a DJ at a family carnival and I heard over the loud speaker "Did I just see a guy in a pink dress?!?!" It took me a second to figure out he was talking about me and I turned around and glared at me. The best time was when I was working with this one guy and we were both wearing knee length cargo shorts, tank tops and flip flops. A customer walks in and says "I didn't know they had brothers working here." Cracked me up.

Hikori said...

Damn that's a cute idea... when i was 15 i was mistaken for a girl alot... which made no clear sense to me. At 16 i became a chearleader and everyone realize "okay yeah he's a male"

Vivvy said...

I know exactly how you feel. I have short hair, but I don't really have the same body type. I have a bit of a rounder stomach, and a flat ass for some reason. But, I still get called "sir" a lot.

Anonymous said...

You're pretty hot for a women. o-o I think I'm questioning my sexuality just a bit...D:

Anonymous said...

That person behind the counter looks like Bobcat Goldthwait!!!

Anonymous said...

It could be that they thought you were either transgendered or a butch that wanted to be called a guy?

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