Funny Ha-Ha Not Funny Strange...Oh, wait...



The sad thing here is that I really do this to poor Sharky.
I think he gets tired of my excitement about the comic, especially since we seem to share very different humors and most of the time he's smirking at me in a confused sort of way.
Anyway, I make myself laugh and I hope I make you all laugh, too. :)

Disregard the rest of this unless you're captivated by me bitching.
I'm tired, as usual. Feeling a touch irritable today. My roomy and I are looking for personal slaves, mostly for tribute and housework, but most applicants are bullshitters, whinners and timewasters, of course.
We're upfront about our wants so it gets on my nerves that people who DON'T like housework and gift-giving are saying that they do until they show-up and then pout like children everytime they're asked to do something.
I mean, I knew these were hazards going into this but it still gets to me at times, of course. Submissives can be so needy! :P
Part of the reason I've never sought a personal slave before is because I don't have enough time to dedicate to one, not even close. But my roomy is really driven to get this and I thought she could help bear the burden. Would you like to come scrub my toilets? ;P

14 comments:

"Kaos" Ken McKee said...

You do indeed make me laugh, but then again, my sense of humor has never been what one would call normal... actually I've never been what one would call normal. :D

Hans Meier said...

personal slave are very much like pets, you do have to have the time to invest in them. I would say, mostly like dogs, yes, they will do what they are told (more or less) but thats only if they get what they need out of the deal too, which is usually attention in some form or another. And that is what takes time. Granted, there are a lot of people that really have no clue about what it takes to be a slave, they just like the sound of it. You'll have too keep weeding through applicants, but sooner or later you'll probably find one...

Nic said...

Kaos, then you do indeed fit in here. ;)

Hans, yes yes I understand all of that but so many of them don't want to put any effort into the relationship, they expect their Domme to do all the work and I really just don't have time to waste on that kind of inconsiderate attitude. If they want to help support me then I'll do all the work they want but if they're broke and useless I have no room for them in my life.

Vera Wylde said...

Yeah you are funny, and don't you forget it! I hope that your search for slaves proves more fruitful. I've had friends who hunted forever before finding suitable subs for their needs so I know how hard it can be.

Anonymous said...

Nic, Thank you for sharing your work with us! By the way where does one start the search for a sub? Any good online sites?

Nic said...

Anon,

Collarme and Fetlife are probably the most populated fetish personal sites, though, like anything, they're also over-run with trolls, flakes and fakes. It just takes some time to filter through the bad to get to the good. :)

Lacey Lou said...

kehe!!! i heart this one!!!!!! <3 I can totally see this happening between you and shahar

hypnoskills said...

Ok, the last panel just made me giggle. Yes, you are.

alaskannative said...

I love your comic and yes you are funny!

David Newt said...

....oddly enough, this comic just pushed a chuckle out of me. Hee.

Manda said...

I love the last frame. Its something i can totally see myself doing to my fiance. I've only just started reading your comic but I've bookmarked it and will keep checking back! Keep up the great work!

M1ssKi77y said...

Teehehehehe! Omg! I've totally done that ^_^.

timbateson said...

I think I did something similar to my wife when I recently completed my NaNoWriMo goal of 50,000 words in the 30 days of November. I believe my exact words were "I'm a writer... WOHOOO!!!" and then I did the happy dance :)

She Wolf said...

That's cute.

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